You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
By the time we get to church, I need church cuz I've been yelled at by everyone in the family. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
People should see your faith. If all you do is talk about your faith and people don't see it, but they ought… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
As an individual, as a household, you can't spend more money than you're bringing in. You can do it for a little… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
We sing about God because we believe in Him. We are not trying to offend anybody, but the evidence that we have seen of… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window! — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
Women in bed are like Diesel engines. What I mean by that is, it may take them a while to get going, but when… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share
