You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if...your home has more miles on it than your car. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If I were scared of rednecks, I would've moved on a long time ago. That's not a fear I struggle with. — Mike Cooley Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
It's partly the Southernization of America, in that the Southern working-class version of redneck is becoming the national version, and it's good-natured,… — Robert Charles Wilson Copy Share Image
I was living down in this awful little redneck town in Oregon, and everyone else was living in Seattle, so we rented… — Isaac Brock Copy Share Image
When I was writing Razor Girl, I thought it would be fun to have a redneck TV family that was really just… — Carl Hiaasen Copy Share Image
It’s just what they are — they’re jokes…most jokes are about Jewish people, rednecks, black folks…I can’t determine what offends another person. — Paula Deen Copy Share Image
Guys like Otis Blackwell and Bobby Darin, and all the guys who were writing songs for Elvis at the time, just hanging… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
“So you can shoot?” “Yeah. My dad taught me. Won a few competitions when I was younger. Farmer’s Daughters of America.” “Sounds… — T.M. Frazier Copy Share Image
At the Grammys, you walk down the halls and everyone's got five security guards. You can't talk to anybody. You always feel… — Dave Haywood Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
“If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.” — Ben Folds Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
When somebody like Elvis Costello comes along, anybody can make a good record with him. — Nick Lowe Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if...your child's first words are 'Attention K-Mart shoppers!' — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
“Let's all sing the redneck national anthem: Settle for what you can get.” — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
