Redneck Quotes · Page 8

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.

— Jeff Foxworthy

I think I may have created a monster with my - I won't say act - but with my redneck pose.

— Billy Carter

You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.

— Jeff Foxworthy

“if you are not a redneck then you definitlly dont matter”

— Chelseyhulsey

You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.

— Jeff Foxworthy

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is…

— Jeff Foxworthy

“He rolled his eyes at me. “Fuck that. You go without me, I’ll just follow you.” “You’re more Marine than a Marine.”…

— Barbara Nickless

The rednecks. Well, you're not going to get there with climate change and [Vladimir] Putin and all the rest of it.

— Mary Matalin

You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or…

— Jeff Foxworthy

They [Christian rednecks] were so stupid that they couldn't pour piss out of a boot even if the instructions were printed on…

— Joe Bageant

A redneck water slide is when you just get a tarp out there, You just put baby oil and some soap on…

— Honey Boo Boo Child

Conservatives are routinely pilloried on television. A&E likely greenlit 'Duck Dynasty' in the first place because executives believed Americans would laugh at…

— Ben Shapiro

How is a redneck divorce similar to a tornado? You know that somewhere, somehow, someone is gonna lose a trailer.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Just because I like country music, muddin, guns, and big trucks doesn't mean I'm a redneck.

— Anonymous

“You know what a redneck's last words are, right, Mace?"my aunt asked on the phone. "Hey y'all...watch this!”

— Deborah Sharp

You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Having a little pee in your pants had to be better than being dinner for some redneck.

— Christopher Paul Curtis

You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Out in Hollywood I'm getting to be regarded as the 'redneck adviser.'

— Hal Needham

There's the old joke, "What's the difference between country and redneck? Well, that's three hundred dollars."

— Larry the Cable Guy

You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Elvis Presley, The Everly Brothers, and a lot of American artists were my greatest influences.

— Gordon Waller

Elvis was a big influence to my music, but Loretta Lynn was, as well.

— Tanya Tucker

You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.

— Jeff Foxworthy