If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Every redneck's dream is to write a song and have it go on a fishing show. — Johnny Van Zant Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I always wanted to fall in love with a redneck, but my solider is 10x better. — Ayla Johannson Copy Share Image
Being Elvis Presley's daughter is a whole lot of pressure. It's been a constant burden in my life. — Lisa Marie Presley Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Colonel Parker asked Henry and me to come to Elvis' suite and have breakfast. There were at least five policemen stationed up… — Minnie Pearl Copy Share Image
'Redneck' has been terribly abused as a term. Where I come from, a redneck was a farmer who worked the fields all… — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
“Well, fella, as much as I’d like to stick something up your ass, it ain’t gonna be my finger or anything else… — A. Violet End Copy Share Image
Come on now! You kick out the gooks, the next thing you know, you have to kick out the chinks, the spicks,… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
We live in the country. I'm a redneck. No, ha-ha. I live in L.A. County, but more in the hills. Not in… — Atticus Shaffer Copy Share Image
“I had a dream that I lost my teeth and when I woke up they were all still in my mouth, thank… — Starley Ard Copy Share Image
If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Elvis' disappearing body is like a flashing event horizon at the edge of the black hole that is America today. — Arthur Kroker Copy Share Image
Elvis couldn't leave the hotel except under heavy guard. It was incredible how they went wild over him. — Minnie Pearl Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I'm learning to hunt with rifles, because if you think about it, hunting gets you the healthiest meat - organic, free-range food.… — Sarah Wayne Callies Copy Share Image
I used to go down every year for the remembrance of Elvis' birthday. Memphis State College invited me to sit in the… — Otis Blackwell Copy Share Image
There's a difference between being a southern girl and a redneck piece of white trash. Please learn the difference. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Elvis was, at least the times I was around him, Elvis was a practical joker. He was always, had some little mischievous… — Jackie DeShannon Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if when you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I'm against gun control. It's not that I like guns, it's just that allowing Americans to have guns will increase the chances… — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
You know you're a redneck when you go to a parade and they throw out corn on the cob and hand out… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I wanted to come through with my own voice and, hopefully, have it affect people. I want people to know that I'm… — Lisa Marie Presley Copy Share Image
If you're a redneck, you have that blood flowing through your veins. That's almost on the bucket list, to hear "Freebird" live. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
