You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I've got a chance to host a show called 'Redneck Island' on CMT. I love doing that show. — Stone Cold Steve Austin Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I'm from West Virginia. If you didn't know what was happening in NASCAR, you were on the outside. NASCAR is a big… — Randy Moss Copy Share Image
Jeff Foxworthy had that whole "You might be a redneck" thing; Larry the Cable Guy had "Git-R-Done." Some comics have that hook.… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
This place is just too frickin precious," the cop said, eyeing a guy dressed in a hot pink leisure suit with makeup… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
Sophisticated people invest their money in stock portfolios. Rednecks invest their money in commemorative plates. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I've established this kind of wild persona and these redneck party songs and a live show that's kind of rowdy, but I… — Morgan Wallen Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Surgeon General's warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
'WASP' is the only ethnic term that is in fact a term of class, apart from redneck, which is another word for… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
You just have to get out of the bubble and you have to quit listening to yourself. People are really hurt. The… — Mary Matalin Copy Share Image
Most of us had never seen a sober redneck before, and we have the Reagan Landslide to testify that none of us… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Thomas Sowell is America's foremost public intellectual and for good reason. His work covers almost every subject imaginable- race, economics, Marxism, ethnic… — Fred Barnes Copy Share Image
It's a lot of anti-gay, racist humor—which people like in America—all couched in 'I'm telling it like it is.' He's in the… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I kinda like Florida. It's hot as hell, but we moved to Tallahassee, which is so close to Georgia. It really wasn't… — Tony Hale Copy Share Image
“Whenever I’d get howlin’ over something, he’d grab my ass up from wherever I was and head straight for the john. Momma… — Cole Alpaugh Copy Share Image
Goanna drive like hell through your neighborhood park this silverado right on your front lawn. crank a little high sit on the… — Tyler Farr Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
There were the phone calls and Elvis had asked me to visit him in Los Angeles. This was in 1962. — Priscilla Presley Copy Share Image
When I first met Elvis, we had so much in common and became fast friends. — Wayne Newton Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Elvis Costello had a brand new bag. He was a musician, but he knew all about the attitude part of it. — Nick Lowe Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Unfortunately we just toured the East and West coasts so we didn't run into any rednecks. — Ville Valo Copy Share Image
“She doesn't fall for my redneck-Romeo shit. You know her though, it's Alyssa Blair.” — Alex Morgan Copy Share Image
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