My e-mail address is actually my wife's e-mail address. I actually hate computers. — Joe Sakic Copy Share Image
I discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me. — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
I don't think anyone gets married thinking that they will get divorced. — Kate Walsh Copy Share Image
As newlyweds, my husband and I struggled for three years to get pregnant. — Alisyn Camerota Copy Share Image
Someday I'll marry the right person, with the right reason and with God's permission. — Teejay David Copy Share Image
Relationships are a give and take; I 'give' you the dick and you 'take' your ass home before my wife gets here. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
He was really into family... He'd never come on the road with me on the weekends 'cause he wanted to spend time… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I always thought, as I was growing up, that I'd be married with children. That hasn't happened. — Esther McVey Copy Share Image
It was too hard to understand marrying someone I didn't know. When you don't like someone, if he touches you, it's harder… — Sonita Alizadeh Copy Share Image
I view marriage as a sacred institution. I think two men naturally are predators. Gay relationships are a commercial break, not a… — Pete Burns Copy Share Image
How many people have had starter marriages? For some reason, mine really offends people. — Jessica Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I want to see my daughter get married, I want to see my son get married, graduate high school, college. — Camille Grammer Copy Share Image
It's weird yet amazing how the person you're gonna marry is walking the earth right now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You don't doubt that the lobby supporting the enactment of same sex-marriage laws in different states is politically powerful, do you?... As… — John Roberts Copy Share Image
“I would be delighted to wash dishes tonight,” said in a snarling tone will not be received as an expression of love.… — Gary Chapman Copy Share Image
Love is an actual need, an urgent requirement of the heart, he read aloud from an old essay on marriage that he… — Jan Karon Copy Share Image
Grateful return for happiness conferred is not the method of exchange in a partnership. The comfort a man takes with his wife… — Charlotte Perkins Gilman Copy Share Image
“I spent one more hour in bed thinking about my dead feather who'd been shot responding to a routine domestic disturbance call… — Tyler Dilts Copy Share Image
“I just made it official. I'm a twenty-eight year old married woman with a twenty-two year old boyfriend who lives twenty minutes… — Chrissy Anderson Copy Share Image
“A vision flashed across Nick’s mind. It was the image of a lipstick kiss his wife left for him on the mirror… — Gary Ponzo Copy Share Image
“You and I are faced with one of those situations (which fortunately are not very numerous in one lifetime) which cannot possibly… — Marshall McLuhan Copy Share Image