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My wife says when I go out to the refrigerator, I do three minutes (entertaining) when the light goes on! — Davy Jones Copy Share Image
“Whenever a husband and a wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest.” — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
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