My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wife; and at forty, the judgment. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
If every man was as true to his country as he was to his wife, we'd be in a lot of trouble. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
We have the Google family calendar. Before a week starts, my wife and I sit down to decide who's driving who to… — Michael Lewis Copy Share Image
“It is possible for your ex, your boyfriend or girlfriend, or your husband or wife, to no longer be your type.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
In everything I do, my children come first, and my husband. I just think it's so important to maintain family stability. — Cindy McCain Copy Share Image
Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
“People don't get married just to have sex with each other. Not in the last 100 years or so. Even in England.” — Ros Clarke Copy Share Image
I always felt that a marriage works best at a farm... where you're together and everybody has clear-cut roles; they have chores,… — Ethan Hawke Copy Share Image
“Many people wake up in middle age with the realization that in their youthful romances and early marriages, they were drawn to… — Sam Keen Copy Share Image
The third big idea is that we confess our sins to someone close to us--a friend or our spouse. I don't mean… — Ted Haggard Copy Share Image
“It's like picking the place you're going to live for the next fifty years by using a wall map, a blindfold, and… — Tom McNeal Copy Share Image
Welfare has destroyed the African-American family by telling young black women that husbands and fathers are unnecessary and obsolete. … We have… — Bryan Fischer Copy Share Image
She stay all night long watching her kids while they're sleeping ,Staring at her husband picture hanging in the wall while sh's… — Miss Leto Copy Share Image
“Don't let yourself drown. Don't run or swim away from the safety of the boat. The boat, that's your home, your family,… — Rachel Van Dyken Copy Share Image
I'm very involved in FIU. I'm class of '96 and my wife is class of '97. I'm a member of the foundation… — Danny Pino Copy Share Image
Do you know whats really sad? The fact that you see this old couple who have been together for over 50 years… — Autumn Kohler Copy Share Image
“He had married this creature, this figment of the imagination of a million masturbatory men, semen-fingered and self-satisfied.” — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
Over the years I've seen people lose a spouse and then withdraw and lose interest in life, and I believe we need… — Billy Graham Copy Share Image
My wife and I had watched 'Fixer Upper' so much, that was my introduction. I had this image in my mind of… — Matt Rhule Copy Share Image
“To see a man’s true colours, tell him that you don’t plan on having sex with him. To see a woman’s true… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Never guess your wife's size. Just buy anything marked petite and hold on to the receipt. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Lord, I could not endure a husband with a beard on his face! I had rather lie in the woolen. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“I don't care about the London season! It is too matrimonial. People are either hunting for husbands, or hiding from them.” — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
My mother told me that my birth mother got pregnant by a married man who didn't want to leave his wife. — Ellen Ullman Copy Share Image
Yesterday my daughter said to me, 'My marriage is falling apart.' And now all she can do is watch it falling. — Amy Tan Copy Share Image
“he always had the last word in all differences of opinion with his wife, and that—two words, actually—was, “Yes, dear.” — Richard Russo Copy Share Image
A lot of people seem to want to make the institution of marriage substitute for a real relationship. — Susan Faludi Copy Share Image
“Beauty and Money will get you a relationship , but not love. Listening, caring and being there will get you Love.” — De philosopher DJ Kyos Copy Share Image
The happy marriages never get any publicity. It's just the bad ones that you read about. — Cyd Charisse Copy Share Image
I want to be with my best friend. My best friend, my wife. Who could ask for anything more? — John Lennon Copy Share Image
Divorce is divorce and it's a really tough thing to go through, (But) I'd love to get married again. — Nicole Kidman Copy Share Image
Marriage isn't a passion-fest; it's more like a partnership formed to run a very small, mundane, and often boring nonprofit business. And… — Lori Gottlieb Copy Share Image
An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works… — Ben Shahn Copy Share Image
In 1973, a woman could not get a credit card without her husband or father or a male signing off on it. — Billie Jean King Copy Share Image
A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone. — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
Most people don't want to leave their wife and children behind but many people seem to want to take leave of themselves. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way. — Lauren Bacall Copy Share Image
“What is a woman? Her brothers' sister, her father's daughter, Her husband's wife, her children's mother” — David Elliott Copy Share Image
The Perfect Matrimony is the union of two beings; one who loves more, and the other who loves better. The best religion… — Samael Aun Weor Copy Share Image
