If you know my wife - some people know my wife, some people don't - she hates wrestling. — Billy Gunn Copy Share Image
My wife is so hot so I don't care it I lose every stage of the 2015 Tour to Kittle. Yea, he's… — Mark Cavendish Copy Share Image
The fact that my 15 minutes of fame has extended a little longer than 15 minutes is somewhat surprising to me, and… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
Instead of picking up our women, ready to mistreat them, you better get yourself a wife and kid and never leave them. — Krs One Copy Share Image
An ex-wife is a woman with a crick in the neck from looking back over her shoulder at her matrimony. — Ursula Parrott Copy Share Image
Marriage with love is entering heaven with one's eyes shut, but marriage without love is entering hell with them open. — Alec-Tweedie Copy Share Image
If you've got children it's a hell of an everyday job. From a business point of view, children and husbands slow you… — Prue Leith Copy Share Image
Not watching TV gets me in a lot of trouble in my household because my wife and daughter have a lot of… — John Jeremiah Sullivan Copy Share Image
I was born to be married. I just feel comfortable there. I love the idea of being partnered for ever. I love… — Beth Ditto Copy Share Image
John Cleese was my personal favorite because he played my husband for a whole season - and Minnie Driver. We almost had… — Megan Mullally Copy Share Image
It would be hard to conceive a system of instincts more nicely adjusted, where the constituents should represent or support one another… — George Santayana Copy Share Image
And why do so many people wilfully exhaust their strength in promiscuous living, when their wives are on hand from bridal night… — Ihara Saikaku Copy Share Image
“You’ll always be my Emmy.” “I’m not your anything, Nick.” “You’re my wife.” “A paper certificate does not make me your wife,”… — Devney Perry Copy Share Image
“Whether it’s a simple hymenoplasty (which guarantees to spill a little blood on the sheets, so your future husband can conclude he… — Mallika Nawal Copy Share Image
A man killed his wife because she was reading the Bible and then buried her with their infant baby and an 8-year… — Arcine Arciniegas Copy Share Image
“marriage is an arrangement between like-minded parties. It’s a partnership, not a love affair. I never lied to you or kept anything… — Mira Lyn Kelly Copy Share Image
“When they married and gave in marriage They danced at the County Ball And some of them kept a carriage And the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I've never seen anyone deal in a literary way with what it takes to stay married for more than 50 years, and… — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Gay marriage is legal in 6 states.Having sex with a horse is legal in 23. Good going, America. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“In marriage what comes out of another person's deficiency cannot make you adequate in life.” — Samuel Adjeipong Copy Share Image
“A good wife would have sorted him out and put him on the right road..." There comes that right road again. I… — Jean Stubbs Copy Share Image
“Every success and failure of any relationship is two-sided. No matter how thin, the pancake always has two sides. Yes, I blew… — Dan Pearce Copy Share Image
I had a romantic, 'Aren't I a good girl?' take on divorce, but the truth is that was stupid. — Ali MacGraw Copy Share Image
I can understand how some women want to marry a rich man. They may be happy for the rest of their lives,… — Rei Kawakubo Copy Share Image
“Preaching the Gospel in a brutal way is like telling your wife that you love her while she gets a punch right… — Alin Sav Copy Share Image
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
“It is not birth, marriage, or death, but gastrulation which is the most important time in your life.” — Louis Wolpert Copy Share Image
I sometimes go for drives with my wife around south Wales, and always the people are so friendly and so passionate. — Michael Laudrup Copy Share Image
I guess the worst day I have had was when I had to stand up in rehab in front of my wife… — Samuel L. Jackson Copy Share Image
There is no reason why marriage should necessarily compel an actress to forego her career. — Billie Burke Copy Share Image
I wish to be put away in a western dress I designed, with my daughter's little gold cross necklace and my son's… — Patsy Cline Copy Share Image
“Rig shook his head, sighed, and headed toward the kitchen. "Hank come fetch your wife. She's leaking all over one of my… — Sean Michael Copy Share Image
I think all married couples tend to run things by each other in every capacity and we're not different to them. — Isla Fisher Copy Share Image
The only way I'll ever get married is in a business-friendship-relationship. It's gotta be like, 'This makes sense.' I'd marry for money. — Too Short Copy Share Image
I think it's crucial to live, play and work passionately. I'm inspired by my husband, my son and the sense of possibility… — Caroline Leavitt Copy Share Image
We are so blessed to have married into such wonderful families. Thank you for being present at our wedding and sharing in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My husband will tell you one of the most frequent questions he gets from world leaders is, 'How's your wife's garden?' — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
When my first daughter was born, I was lousy. A really good dad but a lousy husband. I wasn't ready for it. — Jack Savoretti Copy Share Image
