Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Black for hunting through the night For death and sorrow, the color’s white Gold for a bride in her wedding gown, And… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Look, writers aren't perfect , I want to cry, any more than husbands and wives are perfect. The only unfailing rule is,… — Julian Barnes Copy Share Image
Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3. — Boris Johnson Copy Share Image
As long as Property exists, it will accumulate in Individuals and Families. As long as Marriage exists, Knowledge, Property and Influence will… — John Adams Copy Share Image
My first husband and I are still good friends and there is no earthly reason why I should not see him. Larry… — Vivien Leigh Copy Share Image
Do you know why a husband talks to his wife before doing something? So she can tell him what a stupid idea… — Boy Meets World Copy Share Image
I don't think having separate bathrooms is a key to a successful marriage, if you love one another. — Ewan McGregor Copy Share Image
“His wedding ring clinks against the glass as he takes another sip of wine. Now that is a sexy sound. This time… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
In 1874, Mary Fraser accompanied her husband Hugh to Hong Kong, arriving hours after a typhoon had wrecked the island. Some 10,000… — Amanda Foreman Copy Share Image
“The Family and Medical Leave Act, for example, only entitles spouses, grown children, and parents to take time off to care for… — Sara Eckel Copy Share Image
“Elizabeth smiled warmly. "For you I will allow it, Mr. Trask. How is your wife, sir? Still putting up with you, or… — Sharon Lathan Copy Share Image
Household hollowness comes around in irregular cycles, like meteor showers. But the true sign of a bad patch is that it never… — Marni Jackson Copy Share Image
“Such trait of absence of marriage to ideas is indeed rare among humans. Just as we do with children, we support those… — Nassim Nicholas Taleb Copy Share Image
I got married about three years ago again to a wonderful German woman. Her name is Monika and she is beautiful. She… — Jimmy Carl Black Copy Share Image
Bahá'í marriage is union and cordial affection between the two parties. They must, however, exercise the utmost care and become acquainted with… — Abdu'l-Bahá Copy Share Image
Its funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. Its like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only people I care about are my wife and kids, my mom and brother, close friends to the family. Anybody outside… — Rasheed Wallace Copy Share Image
My Christian faith teaches me marriage is between man and a woman. I'm not evolving with the polls. I'm not changing like… — Bobby Jindal Copy Share Image
“An emptiness when you realize the loneliest you've ever been is within a marraige, as a wife” — NIkki Gemmell Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, HENPECKED, A man who always consults his better half instead of his better judgement; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate failure and that divorce was a Number One failure in my eyes. It was the worst period of my life.… — Lucille Ball Copy Share Image
“Get a peek at what married life is like for Layken and Will in This Girl, the third book” — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
So it would be a happy marriage between the movement and the vocal and uh, this is the thing that you give… — Cholly Atkins Copy Share Image
I've done an informal, anecdotal survey about marriage, and I've found no evidence that it brings happiness. — Mary McCormack Copy Share Image
I'm learning all the time. I've learned things like how to be a better person, better father, better husband. — Peter Frampton Copy Share Image
Only someone obsessed with sexual fidelity to an unhealthy degree places a higher value on preserving the ideal of monogamous marriage over… — Dan Savage Copy Share Image
My wife is an incredible pianist. I don't think there's anything my wife can't do, in all actuality. — Matt Hardy Copy Share Image
When people divorce, it's always such a tragedy. At the same time, if people stay together it can be even worse. — Monica Bellucci Copy Share Image
“Asking to hold a musician’s instrument is roughly similar to asking to kiss a man’s wife.” — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
These articles subscribed, if I continue to endure you a little longer, I may by degrees dwindle into wife. — William Congreve Copy Share Image
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same… — Brad Pitt Copy Share Image
The man who talks to his wife about his dog instead of singing a love song is a wise man. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Verily, the best of husbands hath many raw edges, and many unnecessary pleats in his temper, and many wrinkles in his disposition,… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
“People were supposed to cry at weddings; they just weren't supposed to cry because they suspected that the bride was going to… — Alethea Kontis Copy Share Image
My wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo. There is a pair of shoes on… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“(His WIFE, understanding everything, wants him to stay. MARVIN wants to go. Or MARVIN wants to stay. She wants him to go.… — William Finn Copy Share Image
When your wife says glass is half empty, don't ever pour philosophy of half empty is half full, just fill her glass… — Adhir Amdavadi Copy Share Image
Getting married and really digging in with another human being can point out your greatest strengths and your greatest weaknesses. — Mat Kearney Copy Share Image
The foolish and cruel notion that a wife is to obey her husband has sent more women to the grave than to… — Lemuel K Washburn Copy Share Image
