Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. — Shelley Winters Copy Share Image
Dear Future Wife, I give you my heart, mind, body and soul. Please handle with care... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im not in charge of the barbecue because my wife says I burn everything. — Tony Hadley Copy Share Image
No woman has ever come up to me and said that my husband was having an affair with her. — Teresa Giudice Copy Share Image
“If a man found his dream wife, it was because he was wide awake.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. — Vincente Minnelli Copy Share Image
After paying for the wedding, about the only thing a father has left to give away is the bride. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Me, I was waiting tables of 13 and married at 19. I graduated from public schools, and taught elementary school. — Elizabeth Warren Copy Share Image
Marriage teaches you loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, meekness, and a great many other things you wouldn't need if you had stayed single. — Paul Tournier Copy Share Image
Being in a band is like a marriage because you have to care about everybody because you're all living together. — Susan Tedeschi Copy Share Image
“I tried to knock my wife up, but she’d only let me ring the doorbell. And she made me dress up like… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“This people know where their husbands are. I would like to vomit. I would like to vomit my soul out.” — Suzanne Finnamore Copy Share Image
If my writing comes to a halt, I head to the shops: I find them very inspirational. And if I get into… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
I understood somehow my mother's frustration. And that it was no good not only for her, but for her children or her… — Betty Friedan Copy Share Image
“For me, my discomfort with gay weddings was articulated by a close friend, who observed that gay people getting married is like… — Dan Savage Copy Share Image
“Both spouses are equal, yet different. One of the most beautiful things about a relationship is that the feminine energy can feed… — Renee Wade Copy Share Image
I have been married twice, and those were not the happiest times of my life. Part of the problem, quite frankly, is… — Hugh Hefner Copy Share Image
I would even go to Washington, which is saying something for me, just to glimpse Jane Q. Public, being sworn in as… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
What kind of husband am I gonna be if I can't even hold my wife's hand? ...but I realized I may not… — Nick Vujicic Copy Share Image
I was one of 14 senators to vote against the Defense of Marriage Act. I thought it was a harsh and unnecessary… — Russ Feingold Copy Share Image
“I thought of how many women told me dispiritedly about how their husbands waited for them to ask—or to make a list—and… — Naomi Wolf Copy Share Image
“Something deep within Loretta knotted, twisted. She hugged her middle and tried desperately not to think, to deny the reality she could… — Catherine Anderson Copy Share Image
