I made my debut in football at the age of 18, I met my wife at 27 and I never showed up… — Hernan Crespo Copy Share Image
My wife's father said if you marry my daughter I'll give you three acres and a cow. I'm still waiting for the… — Max Miller Copy Share Image
For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two. — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
“Fuck the pack. I gave them fifteen years of my life. I fought for them, bled for them, and the moment my… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Sokrates' wife, Xanthippe, had in antiquity a reputation as a shrew - but being married to such a man would have tried… — Hilary J. Deighton Copy Share Image
I have a lifetime appointment and I intend to serve it. I expect to die at 110, shot by a jealous husband. — Thurgood Marshall Copy Share Image
In between having my eldest daughter and my youngest, my husband and I lost two babies, one to a miscarriage and one… — Cathy Newman Copy Share Image
“There’s only one way you can appreciate me in the bedroom—call my wife and get permission for me.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
There are some women who have made some really hurting remarks about my relationship with my husband Himanshu Malhotra. They even dared… — Amruta Khanvilkar Copy Share Image
But a married spouse at whatever income level is almost always going to improve the economy of a household over a lifetime,… — Heather Mac Donald Copy Share Image
“Marriage came with storms and rocks. He’d watched his parents long enough to know that. Sometimes the outside world threw problems at… — Debora Geary Copy Share Image
I think it's almost immoral to keep on with a marriage that's really bad. It just gets more and more rotten and… — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
“Before, she’d envisioned their marriage as a battle waged between the two of them, where one triumphed and one surrendered, a contest… — Glynnis Campbell Copy Share Image
Evil working in subtler fashion; marriages that proved to be no more then legalized slavery, and the careful manipulation of a bright… — Mercedes Lackey Copy Share Image
My name is Mercy Oscar from Canada.I never believed that these so spell casters are real until I came in touch with… — Mercy Oscar Copy Share Image
“Such disappointments, betrayals and reconciliations were the stuff of married life, but she and Jack had gone through them before the wedding.… — Ken Follett Copy Share Image
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
My best teacher was my mother. She was a diplomats wife living in the Arab world in the 70s and 80s who… — Katty Kay Copy Share Image
“Marriage was like the surface of an ocean, seemingly placid and serene above; yet if you weren’t careful, seething and raging with… — Melissa de la Cruz Copy Share Image
Love between friends may change with time. Love between spouses may fade with time. But a mother's love stays strong till the… — Nour Copy Share Image
“What all couples have ever wanted, a little bit of privacy in which to practice all manners of love.” — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off… — Sacha Guitry Copy Share Image
Im a PIMP and a PLAYER I got your wife send me her full body message.Im in tha airport with my niggas… — Dopeboy Copy Share Image
“Whosoever is seen with the wives of relatives or of friends either by force or with their consent, let one know him… — V. Fausbøll Copy Share Image
“Marriage isn’t about romance. It’s about commitment through the drudgery of everyday life, when the moonlight and roses have turned to sick… — Melinda Leigh Copy Share Image
I'll always be this crazy, fun person, but when it's time to get married, I'm going to be an amazing wife — Nicole Polizzi Copy Share Image
In marriage, a woman becomes the weaker sex, even if her husband doesn't want her to be. This happens because of the… — Kalki Koechlin Copy Share Image
Christian wife! Follow in the footsteps of the ideal of all womanhood, the Blessed Mother of God; in joy and in sorrow,… — John Vianney Copy Share Image
Great marriages are like the Higgs Boson particle, its existence has been theorized, but no one has ever seen one. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
I have a crusade against fondant, also shortening. There's no reason why wedding cakes can't taste good if you know what you're… — Ron Ben-Israel Copy Share Image
I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
There's a coffin in the back of the church as the wedding is going on ... Look, I'm a romantic. I like… — George Clooney Copy Share Image
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
It was not easy with a newborn, asking your wife to give up the family home and your security. — Heston Blumenthal Copy Share Image
“...that's part of what marriage means: sometimes hating this other person but staying together because you promised you would.” — Ada Calhoun Copy Share Image
“There can be no deeper despair, no pain less easy to assuage, than losing a husband when you are young.” — Hélène Berr Copy Share Image
I'd sue the bottom off my husband if he dared to put me in one of his films, and he knows that. — Anita Dobson Copy Share Image
If you would like to rush everything in your life, please don't rush marriage. It could be the only paradise you would… — Terry Mark Copy Share Image
I think there's something degrading about having a husband for a rival. It's humiliating if you fail and commonplace if you succeed. — Christopher Hampton Copy Share Image
I desperately loved my husband and I wanted to share everything together, and I thought that we were a very good team. — Princess Diana Copy Share Image
