Marriage Quotes · Page 251

“You're a ring-wearing, save-yourself-for-marriage kind of girl. I dig that.”

— E.C. Newman

All other goods by Fortune's hands are given; A wife is the peculiar gift of heaven.

— Alexander Pope

The worst thing you can tell me is to relax.

— Nikhil Saluja

My husband, he's very supportive. I couldn't be here without his support along the way.

— Karen Katz

If you're getting married less you're getting less divorces.

— Rush Limbaugh

Until I carried my wife off to New Hampshire, she defined wilderness as the Bronx.

— P. J. O'Rourke

Middle age is the time of life that a man first notices in his wife.

— Richard Armour

Other things titillate me more keenly than the pale pleasures of marriage.

— Christina, Queen of Sweden

The happy marriages never get any publicity. It's just the bad ones that you read about.

— Cyd Charisse

In 1973, a woman could not get a credit card without her husband or father or a male signing off on it.

— Billie Jean King

An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works…

— Ben Shahn

Marriage isn't a passion-fest; it's more like a partnership formed to run a very small, mundane, and often boring nonprofit business. And…

— Lori Gottlieb

A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.

— Azgraybebly Josland

The job of the president of the United States is not to love his wife; it's to manage a wide range of…

— Matthew Yglesias

If your husband has difficulty getting to sleep, the words 'we need to talk about our relationship' may help.

— Rita Rudner

The Perfect Matrimony is the union of two beings; one who loves more, and the other who loves better. The best religion…

— Samael Aun Weor

“Dearest, I feel certain that I am going mad again. I feel we can't go through another of those terrible times. And…

— Virginia Woolf

It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an even odder concept. Generally speaking, in adults…

— Jeff Lindsay

There was a very strong bipartisan coalition in Congress under President Bill Clinton that passed the Defense of Marriage Act. And you've…

— Steve Scalise

You can no more keep a martini in the refrigerator than you can keep a kiss there. The proper union of gin…

— Bernard DeVoto

A new study found that women gain more weight after marriage, but men gain more weight after a divorce. Yeah, the divorce…

— Jimmy Fallon

So go marry someone, provided you're equally yoked and you actually like being with each other. Go get a job, provided it's…

— Kevin DeYoung

“He did not know how to make her understand that he would be happy, most happy, to become her husband in his…

— Guy de Maupassant

“For [erotically intelligent couples], love is a vessel that contains both security and adventure, and commitment offers one of the great luxuries…

— Esther Perel

When I look in the mirror, I'm a husband and a father first.

— Jake Hager

“A wife of temperish temperament should be a temperate better-half.”

— Anyaele Sam Chiyson

Getting married is the most fun you can have in life. Being married sucks

— Kid Rock

A wife is just an attachment men screw on the bed to get the housework done.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm at a stage in my life when I want a wife and a family.

— Michael Flatley

No trial is so large we can't overcome it together.

— Neil L. Andersen

I discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me.

— Les Dawson

My e-mail address is actually my wife's e-mail address. I actually hate computers.

— Joe Sakic

“NASA garb inside out and scattered like a tux on a wedding night,”

— Hugh Howey

I bought my wife a beautiful diamond ring and I even had it engraved - with the price.

— Michael McIntyre

It is mutual love, respect and adoration that keep a marriage ticking.

— Saira Banu

If it's not working before you get married, marriage isn't going to fix it.

— Anonymous

This is my third engagement. Third time's a charm!

— Angelina Pivarnick

Whoever came up with ice fishing must have had the worst marriage on the planet.

— Jeff Cesario

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.

— Max Kauffmann

But I marry myself. I take my fate as within.

— Sena Jeter Naslund