You got married recently to a rapper. It doesn't take them long to impregnate women. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“If yer after a husband, forget it, he says. I seen what you did to the last one.” — Moira Young Copy Share Image
My parents' marriage was, on an aesthetic level, very pleasing to behold. — Lisa Jewell Copy Share Image
There is no need to write about every fight that I have with my wife. That is not fair. — Ranvir Shorey Copy Share Image
The fittest time to corrupt a man's wife is when she's fallen out with her husband. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I come from a family of educationists and both my parents as well as my younger brother and his wife are teachers. — Jaideep Ahlawat Copy Share Image
My mother is convinced that yellow is a happy color and that a happy girl would get a husband. -Penelope Featherington — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
When a man says it's a silly childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. — Don Epperson Copy Share Image
The ceremony took six minutes. The marriage lasted about the same amount of time though we didn't get a divorce for almost… — Hedy Lamarr Copy Share Image
Sophia and I don't view our marriage as a Hollywood relationship. You get married because you want to spend the rest of… — Chad Michael Murray Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, Something that changes the demeanour of a driver -- there is no longer any effort needed to keep both hands on… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“After all, what is a marriage if not an agreement to distort one's perception of another, in relation to everyone else?” — Michael Lewis Copy Share Image
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“Life is a mix of emotions in the many matters of the heart: FROM THE HEART Sorrow at the loss of a… — David Holdsworth Copy Share Image
The changes in thinking about same-sex marriage have come slowly at first and then in rapid course. If such change is possible… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
“The principal and the most common problem at the beginning of any fairly conventional marriage is that regardless of the facilities for… — Javier Marías Copy Share Image
“You cannot say to the sun, 'More sun,' or to the rain, 'Less rain.' To a man, geisha can only be half… — Arthur Golden Copy Share Image
In pain shall you bring forth children, woman, and you shall turn to your husband and he shall rule over you. And… — Tertullian Copy Share Image
“When someone cannot do without you, don't think he/she is weak. When he/she loves you, don't take that for granted. Experience has… — Olaotan Fawehinmi Copy Share Image
“Appreciation is a great virtue, and if husbands and wives expressed it more frequently in our homes, wives would be happier, and… — David O. McKay Copy Share Image
Sack Lodge: Claire, you get your fucking ass on that altar right now! John Beckwith: Wow, we're getting a great preview of… — Wedding Crashers Copy Share Image
“Failure is part of being human, and it is definitely part of being married.” — Ada Calhoun Copy Share Image
“His resentment of his wife, Caroline, was moderate and well contained.” — Jonathan Franzen Copy Share Image
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
Lets have a threesum, since your practically married to the both of us anyway. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't really believe that you need to be married to someone to be their life partner. — Lindsey Vonn Copy Share Image
“If you're going to walk down the aisle together, best to go single file” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
