I just don't like filming scenes where it's like, that's not how people talk. People aren't saying a joke every five seconds. — Dave McCary Copy Share Image
Being able to joke about my disability also gives me some control over it. — Alex Brooker Copy Share Image
If you can't laugh at yourself, you may be missing the colossal joke of the century. — Barry Humphries Copy Share Image
“WHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? Ah. I see we are now into the second movement of the Nakamura Suite in G-Minor!” — Kevin Sylvester Copy Share Image
When once you have got hold of a vulgar joke, you may be certain that you have got hold of a subtle… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
I'm not the voice of reason; I'm more the guy using these offensive topics as fodder to raise tension in a joke. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
On 'Late Night,' it's like we're all in on the joke. That's what I wanted it to be. I'm not doing something… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
“Where have you been?" he asked slowly. "Um, in the bathroom, mostly," Larry said. Let's just say my plumbing is not working… — Kevin Sylvester Copy Share Image
What I find shocking is that there's this thought process that Hillary Clinton is going to be president of the United States,… — Steve Bannon Copy Share Image
Everyone's life would be improved if they do could one great magic trick. And tell one great joke, play one tune on… — Harry Anderson Copy Share Image
There is no reason why a joke should not be appreciated more than once. Imagine how little good music there would be… — A. P. Herbert Copy Share Image
It was in the back of a hamburger joint in Times Square. I did a joke about not wanting to sleep on… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I think the way British wrestling lost its way in the mid '80s was that the athleticism and the sporting side to… — Wade Barrett Copy Share Image
I often fake my death and then just show up at people's houses. They say 'that's a good one Thom' but I… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
People can write jokes five minutes after a major world event happens, and have hundreds of thousands of people read them within… — Nick Thune Copy Share Image
“One story was about a deaf man who was driving in the country, when safety bars were lowered across the road at… — Lou Ann Walker Copy Share Image
There is always something funny going on between scenes with Adam Sandler. He's always cracking jokes and yelling at people for no… — Cameron Boyce Copy Share Image
To be compassionate is not a joke. It's not that simple. One has to discover a certain bigness in oneself. That bigness… — Dayananda Saraswati Copy Share Image
“That was part of being a girl—you were resigned to whatever feedback you’d get. If you got mad, you were crazy, and… — Emma Cline Copy Share Image
Comedy is the hardest thing to get right. I remember a joke we did in 'What's Up, Doc?' that didn't get a… — Peter Bogdanovich Copy Share Image
Every bad joke, every endorsement deal, all of the things that a typical host would normally get creamed for, people don't mind,… — Mike Rowe Copy Share Image
It is-or seems to be-a wise sort of thing, to realise that all that happens to a man in this life is… — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
“Maybe real love is being able to ask, Do I have greens in my teeth?” — Francine Prose Copy Share Image
I like to joke about being gay because it's something teenagers would never joke about. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
This is the joke of me being a part of 'Lost': I haven't met three-quarters of that cast. — Sonya Walger Copy Share Image
I have always noticed that deeply and truly religious persons are fond of a joke, and I am suspicious of those who… — Alfred North Whitehead Copy Share Image
I tell stories. Because I believe you can do things that joke tellers can't do, and that is, bring your audience along. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Life is a joke, thats why when you have fun you are happy, so dont take everything too serious. — Blaze Olamiday Copy Share Image
There isn't much that I can do, but I can share an hour with you, and I can share a joke with… — Maude V Preston Copy Share Image
“I smile, because if it's not exactly a joke, it is sort of related to one.” — Julie Buxbaum Copy Share Image
“We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“For the advice in a joke is sometimes more useful than the most serious teaching.” — Balthasar Gracian Copy Share Image
You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble. — Mark Russell Copy Share Image
I think as a blonde person with make-up on, you're automatically the punchline to the joke. — Emily Atack Copy Share Image
“Joke: What was the octopus's favorite game at the beach BBQ? Tidal Pool Twister” — Heather Wolf Copy Share Image
When we cant laugh again on the same joke, then why do we cry again and again for the one and the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And I admit it: there's a rather dirty thrill when 700 people laugh at a joke you've written. — Laura Wade Copy Share Image
