I just heard the latest joke about my hair: 'Do you know what that is on her head? It's a steering wheel… — Yulia Tymoshenko Copy Share Image
Violence, if it is not solving all your problems, you simply are not using enough of it — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The joke I always make about myself is that I'm self-involved, but I'm not vain. — Lena Dunham Copy Share Image
“When we perceive aliens as a joke to be laughed at, they feel so pity for us on the success of their… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Some disabled people spend a significant amount of their energy on trying to come across as abled or as not that disabled.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Is this some kind of joke?” “I have no sense of humor.” She’d heard that about Raphael.” — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
When I see videos of me hitting the mitts or training back in the day, it was like a joke. But I… — Marlon Vera Copy Share Image
There are certain types of stand-up, who are very successful, who do one type of joke, and never stray out of that.… — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
My brother Billy was the joke teller. My brother Jim had a really sharp, cutting wit. And the teller of long stories,… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I don't do plays without jokes anymore. I've retired from those plays. I think it's bad manners to invite people to sit… — Bill Nighy Copy Share Image
If a condescending joke is truly funny, make yourself the subject- you will increase the number of people laughing by at least… — Joe Harsel Copy Share Image
“Consider the Jewish joke, with the old lady running distractedly along the seashore: Help! My son the doctor is drowning. Amusing, I… — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
All the time the joke is that the word "mine" in its fully possessive sense cannot be uttered by a human being… — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
As much as we joke around about 'The Bachelor' being the most dramatic show ever, Miss America really is an amazingly dramatic… — Chris Harrison Copy Share Image
I'm a storyteller in a joke format. I tell stories, I try to have a lot of jokes constantly through that story.… — Nate Bargatze Copy Share Image
Sometimes it takes you two or three seconds to get your head round a joke and laugh at it. With a snot-bubble… — Julian Barratt Copy Share Image
Where 'Boy Meets Girl' succeeds so brilliantly is it does make people think about something different and it doesn't make being transgender… — Rebecca Root Copy Share Image
“Jokes are funny only in context. There is no such thing as abstract clever word play. Words have meaning in the world… — Robert Jensen Copy Share Image
We associate the North Atlantic with cod. The motto of Newfoundland used to be 'In cod we trust.' It was a joke,… — Simon Winchester Copy Share Image
I came from the Groundlings Theatre in L.A., and there, you're guaranteed to at least try something out in front of an… — Taran Killam Copy Share Image
When I was working with Barry Sonnenfeld, I'd watch him set up a shot and talk to him about what he was… — Cheryl Hines Copy Share Image
When you write something, at first you might feel very defensive and protective of every single thing, but after a while, you… — Edgar Wright Copy Share Image
There's like a little bit of a narcissism - I think there's more than a little bit of narcissism about it, but… — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
As a comedy writer, I'm always praying for the day I can tell a self-aware/break-the-fourth-wall style of joke. — Nicholas Stoller Copy Share Image
I'm motivated by a bottomless well of anger. It's a joke, but I don't think I don't mean it. — Jon Lovett Copy Share Image
“Some people’s self-esteem was secretly improved when they discovered that their then-lovers had killed themselves over them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Fuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man.” — Louis C.K Copy Share Image
“Not everyone who has killed themselves because they were HIV positive would have been killed by AIDS.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I have a comic character - my sister said that I'm the victim of every joke I tell. — Maria Bamford Copy Share Image
“- I'm a Neuroscientist. - What's that? What do you study? - I study your brain!” — Vardan Hambardzumyan Copy Share Image
... nothing broke my heart like the slow death of a shared joke that had once seemed genuinely funny. — Curtis Sittenfeld Copy Share Image
The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing. — Ronnie Barker Copy Share Image
Justin Gaethje is no joke. That guy is about a round-and-a-half of hell. — Al Iaquinta Copy Share Image
The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
If they're taking your love for a joke, then leave them like it's funny. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I suppose if we couldnt laugh at things that dont make sense, we couldnt react to a lot of life. — Calvin & Hobbes Copy Share Image
People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same. — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
I get a kick out of replying to people on Twitter sometimes if I make a joke. — Scott Rogowsky Copy Share Image
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