Joke Quotes · Page 38

We've always had a philosophy that we would always go wherever the joke is.

— Jay Chandrasekhar

Anybody that's really close to me, they know I'm really funny and I love to joke. I can laugh at anything.

— Nav

I think as I get older, I'm just going to start making smooth, new age music - no joke.

— Caroline Polachek

There's usually nothing in a guy's joke in which we have to understand what's going on in someone else's mind.

— Robert Mankoff

You never know what's coming with me: I might dance or laugh but on the pitch I am very serious. I don't…

— Antonio Rudiger

The awkward moment when you realize your joke isn't as funny as you thought.

— Alexia

Am I over existing or am I over existing? That's my inside joke.

— Ryan Trecartin

My friends joke that I raised the Titanic and never left the Rockies.

— Clive Cussler

If you have to do something, write me a funny AIDS play. Sure you can. It's the biggest joke played on us…

— Robert Patrick

Chris Nolan went through Slamdance a year and a half after us, and he went on to direct 'The Dark Knight.' So…

— Joe Russo

People in the States live for finding something they can lose their minds over. They have nothing else going on. They watch…

— Robert B. Weide

I was obsessed with Andy Kaufman. The idea of watching someone perform and thinking: 'Is this real? What part of the joke…

— Megan Stalter

A satirist is someone who has a very skeptical view of human nature, but who still has the optimism to make some…

— Stanley Kubrick

“Yes, it was a joke. It’s a good thing I’m moving back here, Pup. You’re clearly starved for intelligent company if you…

— Cardeno C

People ask me to tell a joke or entertain at a benefit or something, and they are really surprised when I tell…

— Demond Wilson

So, whenever Scooter was the Pilot, he never had a chance to fly the orbiter. So, the joke is: I'm going to…

— Duane G. Carey

“And Eth couldn't help looking. It's been years since he's seen a beautiful naked woman in the flesh. I'd be worried about…

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

There's that wonderful line in Measure for Measure. I forget which of the characters has committed adultery and is going to die.…

— Lore Segal

“Your... Your aura. It's... amazing. It's shining. I mean, it always shines, but today... Well I've never seen anything like it. I…

— Richelle Mead

When I was five, my uncle bought us a tape recorder and my dad tried to record us kids talking and singing,…

— Ruth Jones

There's this joke that Anna Drezen wrote for Melissa Villasenor, where Melissa plays every teen-girl murder suspect on Law & Order.' And…

— Bowen Yang

If you give a little credit to the concept of the artist, I think you ought to indulge excesses a bit, because…

— Bill Watterson

“Just like Black Bottom,” Passalos agreed. “Black Bottom?” Leo resisted the urge to jump at the dwarfs’ feet again. He was sure…

— Rick Riordan

“There is a somewhat time-worn joke about people taking up library work because they like to read : the joke consisting of…

— Mary Virginia Provines

You can't teach standup comedy. You can teach someone how to formulate a joke, but making it funny is different.

— Jermaine Fowler

“This was another fossil of a joke. I couldn't remember where it'd come from, I had a horrible feeling it might have…

— Alexis Hall

“Whether it is big or small, the size of a poor man’s yard incessantly reminds him that he is poor.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Wanna hear a joke about your girlfriend's p*ssy? Nevermind, you'll never get it...

— Anonymous

It was a bit of fun. But of course like anything that starts as a joke, people started to take it all…

— Steven Wilson

Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny, oh wait, I did x)

— Rachel

Even if you're not having a bad day, someone else is...sometimes, just saying a funny joke to them can make them better.

— Naquitta Faith

When you're an older woman [in a movie] you tend to be in - how did you put it? You're the brunt…

— Jane Fonda

I sometimes say things for a joke, and they are picked up the wrong way.

— Brenda Fricker

Your pregnant is the only AprilFool joke you women got? Find a new joke cause that been played out years ago

— Deon Crockett

“A fraction of what you believe to be the truth always lies behind a joke”

— Deb Apodaca

I've learned to say Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke in 6 languages.

— Nikhil Saluja

“I had no job at the time and was living off the cruel joke I referred to as my savings.”

— David Sedaris

My brand of humor is trying to play the situation as real as possible because I'm not the type of guy who…

— Dave Franco

I'm promoting positivity. I'm promoting happiness and loving yourself and having fun. But it's not a joke.

— Lil Yachty

To me, music is not a stunt. Music is not a joke. I take every lick of music that I've ever played…

— Tim Commerford