I was an idiot in terms of career-building, but I had a great time. — Sally Kellerman Copy Share Image
“Truthfully, she was the best thing in his life and he was a complete idiot if he let her walk away from… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
All magic is 'Here’s a quarter, now it’s gone. You’re a jerk. Now it’s back. You’re an idiot. Show’s over.' — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I'm an idiot anyway, but sometimes you feel like an idiot times ten when you're stoned. — Billie Joe Armstrong Copy Share Image
“Upon my word," thought Mrs. Fisher, "the way one pretty face can turn a delightful man into an idiot is past all… — Elizabeth von Arnim Copy Share Image
Not my best picture [after I try to pop my nose back in place] whoo wants a kiss lol — Michael Country Copy Share Image
Now it looks like I'll be known as the musical comedy guy. Which is good news for me. Or I'll be known… — Bret McKenzie Copy Share Image
I cannot approve of your method of operation, you proceed like a bewildered idiot, taking not the least notice of my orders. — Napoleon Bonaparte Copy Share Image
Just when you think your life is going just the slightest bit good some idiot has to come and ruin it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“..."Kevin is nothing like Kellan," I explained. "He looks like him." "Is that all you're interested in? "Of course you idiot." I… — Chasta Schneider Copy Share Image
It's a big thing now: A lot of people want to be assistants to celebrities. If you're pursuing that, you're an idiot.… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
How do you feel when I smile at you?" he asked - and then he did smile at her, just a little.… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
Photographers - idiots, of which there are so many - say, "Oh, if only I had a Nikon or a Leica, I… — Andreas Feininger Copy Share Image
A hat has to be shaped to a person's face so it fights just right. It has to be done right. If… — Brad Paisley Copy Share Image
“Don’t you call me an idiot!” said Neville. “I don’t think you should be breaking any more rules! And you were the… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
I fought, and therefore, believed in my victory. There is more to the fact that I didn't fear death and preferred a… — Giordano Bruno Copy Share Image
Like a real dumb idiot, I believed that to avoid a grenade that drops in the water, you could just jump in… — Sam Richardson Copy Share Image
Only idiots or snobs ever really thought less of 'genre books' of course. There are stupid books and there are smart books.… — Stephen Marche Copy Share Image
“He came for me. I couldn’t believe it. He came for me . Into a flying palace full of thousands of armed… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I don't care what is written," Meyer Landsman says. "I don't care what supposedly got promised to some sandal-wearing idiot whose claim… — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
I have always loved David Bowie. When he began to experiment with pop music in the 80's, I really thought there was… — Patrick Stump Copy Share Image
Everybody when they saw it, they said, "Did Willie Nelson sign your hat?" I'd say, "No, that'd be Willie Knucklehead - Robertson,… — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
I'm an idiot, basically. I don't think that I'm a dumb guy, but I also realise that I have access to about… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
Criticizing people, winding them up, making idiots of them or fooling them doesn't make people with autism laugh. What makes us smile… — Naoki Higashida Copy Share Image
I think, initially, working on your own is really great because it allows you to just be really free and not worry… — K. Flay Copy Share Image