He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I would be an idiot to say comedy is easy, but it does come naturally. It never feels forced. — Rashida Jones Copy Share Image
“Apparently while I was reading The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Dating, he’d read The Guide to Dating a Complete Idiot.” — Tracy Brogan Copy Share Image
I wasn't made to take orders. My grandmother used to tell me: 'Laws are for idiots.' She was right. — Marjane Satrapi Copy Share Image
You tell me one other person that graduated from Yale that is as inarticulate as Bush. Yale's a great school, and here's… — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
“Not that I am cheering for him or anything, but if he can't see how amazing you are, he's an idiot." -Aspen” — Kiera Cass Copy Share Image
Who's the bigger idiot, the idiot or the idiot who gets fooled by the idiot? — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Only an idiot would rely on the energy of a bean or a leaf to stay awake throughout the day. — Tahereh Mafi Copy Share Image
I don't want idiots in my audience. So if me coming forward with what my beliefs are is what you need to… — Pete Davidson Copy Share Image
If i believed in an outside force that we wanted to call God - and i believe that there is one. i… — Marilyn Manson Copy Share Image
I'm really shy with my acting when it's off, because the camera gives me an excuse to be in character, whereas otherwise… — Brendan Fehr Copy Share Image
Missing out an apostrophe or two does not make you an idiot. But equating party allegiance with nationhood certainly makes you a… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
“Id me didn't have to be concerned with long-term consequences. He was my instinctive, primitive self, driven by my most primal impulses.… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I just said, casually, 'You know, I passed up on auditioning for Einstein.' And my friend was like, 'You idiot, you have… — Johnny Flynn Copy Share Image
I myself have been particularly careful never to say a civil word to the United States. I have scoffed at their inhabitants… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
“So, yes, I will marry you. Someday. If you'll have me," he said modestly. "Of course I will, you idiot," I said… — Eilis O'Neal Copy Share Image
Arraigned at my own bar, Memory having given her evidence of the hopes, wishes, sentiments I had been cherishing since last night--… — Charlotte Bronte Copy Share Image
Back in the 1970s, I ate a high-protein diet to get bigger and stronger. As a senior at Utah State, I weighed… — Dan John Copy Share Image
The Master made it his task to destroy systematically every doctrine, every belief, every concept of the divine, for these things, which… — Anthony de Mello Copy Share Image
“He saw an idiot in a yard in a leather harness chained to a clothesline and it leaned and swayed drooling and… — Cormac McCarthy Copy Share Image
Any idiot would know women's needs are simple. All we want is your basic millionaire brain surgeon criminal lawyer great dancer who… — Linda Sunshine Copy Share Image
“Why do women waste their time trying to convince their insecure family members and girlfriends that they are beautiful? Self esteem is… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
“Mungu hutumia watu 'wajinga' na 'wapumbavu' kufanya mambo makubwa katika maisha yao na ya watu wengine. Katika Biblia, Musa aliitwa mjinga alipokiuka… — Enock Maregesi Copy Share Image
The truth is I've just never had any kind of plan at all for my career, which is probably not a very… — Ty Burrell Copy Share Image
I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free? — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
