Immortal Spenser, no frailty hath thy fame but the imputation of this idiot's friendship! — Thomas Nashe Copy Share Image
In real life, Josh [Gad] is a different kind of lovable idiot. In real life, he's a much filthier idiot. He has… — Josh Gad Copy Share Image
“I hate when I'm an idiot and I don't know it. I like to be aware of my idiocy, to really revel… — Catherine Clark Copy Share Image
The worst kind of idiot is the one who doesn't think they're an idiot. — Jeff Garlin Copy Share Image
If you think you know everything and think you've done everything, I know you're an idiot. — John C Shepard Copy Share Image
Any idiot who knows five chords can bang a song together. But it's probably going to be rubbish. — Joe Elliott Copy Share Image
Whoever thought up the phrase Absence makes the heart grow founder was an idiot. Absence makes a bitch go crazy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“For Christ's sake don't cry, you idiot! Live or die, but don't poison everything.” — Saul Bellow Copy Share Image
“I'm an idiot like you said, so whatever you say about me doesn't matter, but you know... Don't you dare point a… — Kazue Kato Copy Share Image
A man would have to be an idiot to write a book of laws for an apple tree telling it to bear… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
What an infernal set of fools those schoolmarms must be! Well, if in order to please men they wish to live on… — Elizabeth Cady Stanton Copy Share Image
When President Ronald Reagan asked me a stupid question once, I called him an idiot in public! I thought I was going… — Bikram Choudhury Copy Share Image
It's an old Elizabethan idea. The fool is the only one who is allowed to make fun of the king because he… — Harry Anderson Copy Share Image
I don't even remember why I called myself an idiot. I can be very harshly critical of myself. It depends on my… — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
For a while, I had this uncontrollable urge - this addiction to danger. Now I look back and I think, 'Gee, what… — Steven Seagal Copy Share Image
We were discussing civilization and the fact that young men among the Greeks at that time were idiots and uneducated, so the… — Marion Zimmer Bradley Copy Share Image
Far below, I heard Cacus bellowing as millions, maybe even thousands of filthy gallons of water slammed into him. Meanwhile, Annabeth alternately… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
The dominant feature of the later legislation has been this steady reduction of the status of the native, and, though the intention… — Paul Hasluck Copy Share Image
I would have thought even a certified idiot like Gabriel here would have taken account of it and notified someone." "Notified who?"… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Sway’s an idiot who didn’t order them when we used up the last bunch. (Vik) Isn’t that your job? (Devyn) No. I’m… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I've actually seen guys who I considered relatively stupid college coaches, then go to the NFL, and sanctimoniously think they understand that… — Mike Leach Copy Share Image
You're an idiot," she whispered tearfully. Finally, he opened his eyes and stared up at her; by then, she had moved on… — Melissa Marr Copy Share Image
I wasn't always a revolutionary, I used to live life like a criminal even though I was going through high school or… — Immortal Technique Copy Share Image
When I started doing my act, I wasn't married and didn't have kids. I was probably 29 years old. Some people say… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
Chavo or Kerwin White or whatever his name is! He called me stupid. — Maria Kanellis Copy Share Image