Idiot Quotes · Page 22

It isn't against the Law to be an idiot.

— Cassandra Clare

Even idiots ocasionally speak the truth accidentally.

— Dorothy L. Sayers

If you think your users are idiots, only idiots will use it.

— Linus Torvalds

I realized that I'm such an idiot to falling in love with someone.

— Mark Elman Langaman

“Watson, you idiot. Some so-and-so has stolen our tent.”

— Suzan St. Maur

I thought Christians were walking idiots.

— Josh McDowell

Hey you, you make me act like an idiot if you are close to me.

— Anonymous

“Idiot. I told you not to fight the horse thing.”

— Julie Kagawa

“You can't get any movement larger than five people without including at least one fucking idiot.”

— Kim Stanley Robinson

We're all idiots when we're young. We don't think we are, but we are. So we should be.

— Helen Mirren

“I am not an idiot. It's just that sometimes there are things that I don't want to know.”

— Alice Hoffman

I usually try not to sound like an idiot but it's really hard because I am an idiot.

— Nikhil Saluja

I am very proud to be a part of '3 Idiots,' and happy that the character has worked in a big way.

— Boman Irani

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is a complete idiot.

— Anonymous

Destroying something, any idiot can do. Creating needs intelligence.

— Rajneesh

“Um, hi," I said, drawling in my uneasiness. "Do you... need the trash can?" I felt like an idiot as soon as…

— Courtney Allison Moulton

I'm not limited to categories or genres. Anything human beings come up with fascinates me. If a three-legged idiot like me can…

— John Lydon

Am I odd?Is there something wrong with me,like Mrs.Tifton Said?" Skye knelt down on the wet grass and looked straight into Batty's…

— Jeanne Birdsall

You only get one life so you might as well make it a happy one, and that's why I tend to just…

— Nia Vardalos

“I’m an idiot. I’m ten times an idiot. God, I could just die.” Then I forged ahead because the last comment was…

— Kristen Ashley

I don't want to go with the smooth skin and the calm brow. I hope I end up a blithering idiot cursing…

— Henry Rollins

The thing is hats don't really suit me because my head's too big, so I always just end up looking like an…

— Vic Reeves

I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be built up on the…

— Anne Sullivan

“You must think I'm a complete idiot right? That I'm just some doormat who'll wait for you on the sidelines forever? That…

— Stephanie Perkins

The first time I performed at the Comedy Store in Los Angeles, I was in the back of the room doing vocal…

— Maz Jobrani

This is one of their [the Christians'] rules. Let no man that is learned, wise, or prudent come among us: but if…

— Aulus Cornelius Celsus

I just love this idea of using, especially in terms of food, using that common sense. If you follow that - it's…

— Rene Redzepi

Consider it this way: what would you say if a blond homecoming queen fell in love with a short Japanese businessman? He…

— David Henry Hwang

Beautiful. You can be taught. Makes my job so much easier when you’re actually intelligent. You’d be amazed at the idiots I’ve…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

In a way, my father [Pablo Escobar] reached a certain degree of sincerity that I became to know and I would even…

— Juan Pablo Escobar

We're looking at two different presidents here if all we have to go on is the media. When Donald Trump is in…

— Rush Limbaugh

No. I think they're the idiot people and I'm the normal person. But I don't really go to parties where...I don't really…

— Gwyneth Paltrow

Watch over Honoria, will you? See that she doesn’t marry an idiot.

— Julia Quinn

I'm very fast. I'm like Forest Gump, except ... I am not an idiot!

— Anonymous

'American Idiot' was the hardest show that I've ever done - ever.

— Joshua Henry

Arguing with an idiot makes you more of an idiot yourself!

— Curly Girl

I was just an idiot with a guitar trying to play in pubs and clubs.

— Sam Ryder

“You smoke?” “Smoke? Do I look like a fucking idiot?”

— Richard K. Morgan

I think the terrorists are just idiots.

— Joel Madden

“Dropping an f-bomb wouldn’t make me an idiot any more than saying “sesquipedalian” makes someone intelligent.”

— Brigid Kemmerer