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“Nature" doesn't really have intentions, per se. Nature is a drunk waking up from a weekend bender, ambling through a messy kitchen… — Pat Connid Copy Share Image
“Ty didn't think Middleton was a great girl. He thought Middleton was a pain in the ass. Waltzing around with her shiny… — Eve Dangerfield Copy Share Image
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“The bus I am riding on must be on its way to a garbage convention. Never before has a more rancid assemblage… — Emily Austin Copy Share Image
“Ivanov: Gentlemen, you've again set up a drinking shop in my study... I have asked each and every one of you a… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
“I hope you're not proposing to enslave us,' said Twoflower. Marchesa looked genuinely shocked. 'Certainly not! Whatever could have given you that… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I could get in there with a total stranger and do the thirty-six questions and next thing you know I'm hopelessly smitten… — Vicki Grant Copy Share Image
“As you can see, the hyphen is a nasty, tricky, evil little mark that gets its kicks igniting arguments in newsrooms and… — June Casagrande Copy Share Image
“A smell of burned hair and cotton wafted into the air as I spun toward my desk. There was a low whine… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“My dad used to tell me that laughter was like a cough or a sneeze - the body's way of trying to… — J. Ross Clara Copy Share Image
“It’s like George always says: being in a rock ʼn’ roll band is very sexy, even when you’re only the keyboard player… — Christopher Russell Copy Share Image
“But what he said was true enough: I had recently destroyed a perfectly good set of wire braces by straightening them to… — Alan Bradley Copy Share Image
I love religion. I could make up religions all day. I sort of think that in an ideal world I'd like to… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“Who," coughed Zvonok, "do you think broke your favorite teacup last fall? The one with the cherries on the handle?" "I was… — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
“A jaw like a mastiff's, a frame like a giant's, eyes like two daggers, a smile like a tiger's snarl,"Bernard murmured. "Aye,… — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
I like to have a drink or two, but I cut down on that. It was getting a little out of control.… — Jordan Buckley Copy Share Image
“Let me say this: being an idiot is no box of chocolates. People laugh, lose patience, treat you shabby. Now they say… — Winston Groom Copy Share Image
“I awake to hear a shower running and quickly stifle a groan. Oh God, my head hurts! How much did I have… — J.C. McClean Copy Share Image
“Jake became excruciatingly aware of her, there, right behind him. The small grunts and groans as she placed each foot carefully on… — Cherry Adair Copy Share Image
“So what about Vengeous? Is he bad news?" "The worst. I don't think he's ever forgotten the time I threw a bundle… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“My mouth dropped open. Oh my God, it was like having a conversation with a ruder Tink. Who, by the way, was… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“Just as Wallace learned and evolved, Ali was on his own journey of discovery. Starting out as a 15-year-old cook, Ali learned… — Paul Spencer Sochaczewski Copy Share Image
“Michael tousled my hair and said, "Remember, no more skateboards, right?" And then this gem: "If you ever break your arm skateboarding… — Alison Arngrim Copy Share Image
“To be honest, my life has exhibited many strange and sometimes troubling characteristics, but shortness is not one of them. It feels… — Robin Sloan Copy Share Image
Miss Grantham's sense of humour got the better of her at this point, and, tottering towards a chair, she sank into it,… — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
“Ah, shit. She’s been crying. This is not good. I swear to God, a girl crying is fucking blackmail. It just makes… — J.C. McClean Copy Share Image
“Psipsina emerged from inside the tunic, and jumped up on the table in order to curl up inside the cap, which had… — Louis de Bernières Copy Share Image
“Here’s another big symbol,” she says, still crouched and looking up at me. “These flowers will be rotten in a couple hours.… — Chuck Palaniuk Copy Share Image
“Will laughed. 'I now know why fate linked you with Xav. You are going to tease each other unmercifully.' Victorthrew down a… — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
“A pair of young mothers now became the centre of interest. They had risen from their lying-in much sooner than the doctors… — Nancy Mitford Copy Share Image
“Behind his careful political flippancy and cynicism one might also detect a certain careless sincerity, which would probably in the long run… — Hector Hugh Munro Copy Share Image
“Prime numbers are useful for writing codes and in America they are classed as Military Material and if you find one over… — Mark Haddon Copy Share Image
“Whenever a woman tries to put you out of temper, turn the tables, and put HER out of temper instead. They are… — Wilkie Collins Copy Share Image
Many consider that Shostakovich is the greatest 20th-century composer. In his 15 symphonies, 15 quartets, and in other works he demonstrated mastery… — Dmitri Shostakovich Copy Share Image
No woman ever yet either reasoned or acted long together consequentially; but some little thing, some love, some resentment, somepresent momentary interest,… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
“Luke opened the pizza box and, finding it empty, shut it with a sigh. "Though you did eat all the pizza." "I… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Yefgenii said, "The Americans spent millions of dollars designing a pen that would work in space. What did we do?" Gevorkian's head… — Jed Mercurio Copy Share Image
“As a youth I enjoyed — indeed, like most of my contemporaries, revered — the agitprop plays of Brecht, and his indictments… — David Mamet Copy Share Image
“ARTHUR: Yellow car. DOUGLAS: What? ARTHUR: Nothing. Just – yellow car. MARTIN: Why did you say ‘yellow car’? ARTHUR: There was a… — John Finnemore Copy Share Image
