...to speak of them out loud, to speak of their hunger and pain and loneliness and humour, to make them visible so… — Eve Ensler Copy Share Image
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“Hey, I wonder what the public would say if they knew two queer scientists were the ones trying to explain human sexuality… — S.L. Huang Copy Share Image
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“The answer to the question ‘How many children do you have?’ and the one to the question ‘How many children are you… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“It was a damned near-run thing, I must admit,' said Jack, modestly; then after a pause he laughed and said, 'I remember… — Patrick O'Brian Copy Share Image
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As a kid, I was school swot, but I used to hang around the billiard halls, learning that Geordie sense of humour,… — Sid Waddell Copy Share Image
HIBERNATE, v. i. To pass the winter season in domestic seclusion. There have been many singular popular notions about the hibernation of… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
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Can you tell me the difference between a witch and a wizard?Sure, a wizard is what they call you when they want… — Barbara Hambly Copy Share Image
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It is sometimes forgotten how much wit there is in certain works of abstract art. There is a certain point in undergoing… — Robert Motherwell Copy Share Image
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“The encapsulated bird your conspirators sent you to fetch. The sterilized male chicken with the Creator DNA sequences. The plot capon. Where… — Charles Stross Copy Share Image
“The advantage of being married a long time was that one could argue without the necessity of the other's actual, physical presence.” — William Browning Spencer Copy Share Image
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If you give a man a fish, he'll be happy for an hour, if you teach a man to fish he,ll be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Back then, if you had a sore arm, the only people concerned were you and your wife. Now it's you, your wife,… — Jim Bouton Copy Share Image
I want to live in Britain with a sense of humour - where there are no groups whose life choices are 'above'… — Andrea Leadsom Copy Share Image
Really dark times bring out this need for humour. Even if it's very dark humour, it's still bringing out some kind of… — Sophie Thatcher Copy Share Image
Humour is almost like a coping mechanism and everybody's up for having a bit of craic to try and pull through and… — Jamie-Lee O'Donnell Copy Share Image
“What the hell are you doing here? You weren't on the guest list. Hell, you people aren't on anybody's guest list. If… — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
We don't really know how the game was invented, though there are suspicions. As soon as we discover the culprits, we'll let… — Bruce Pandolfini Copy Share Image
“Squinting she jutted a finger at the doctor. "You did use your mind control on me. When we met. You...brainwashed me just… — Marissa Meyer Copy Share Image
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Hundreds of hysterical persons must confuse these phenomena with messages from the beyond and take their glory to the bishop rather than… — James Thurber Copy Share Image
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