“I'm like Courtney Love without the drugs, right? Edgy. Full of unspoken feeling.' 'You're a brick when the guy is real and… — Cath Crowley Copy Share Image
“Attending a funeral would leave the average person insane, if they truly believed that sooner or later they are also going to… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
It is the privilege of tale-tellers to open their story in an inn, the free rendezvous of all travellers, and where the… — Walter Scott Copy Share Image
“There is a difference between right and wrong, always was and always will be, but each man's wrong and each man's right… — Peter Matthiessen Copy Share Image
“You quoted Oscar Wilde.” I smiled. Hayden laughed. “Yeah, that was, like, the height of geekdom.” “No. It was kind of cool.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“When he came to, the eels were still being removed from him and Anvar was congratulating one of the rivermen. The man… — Ian Livingstone Copy Share Image
A perfect girl Doesn't bother, Doesn't shout, Doesn't flirt with others, Doesn't lies, Doesn't cheat, . . . And . . Doesn't exists? — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
I spent more time in America, but I developed a very English sense of humour. I clicked into it deeply with Peter… — Christopher Guest Copy Share Image
“Then what’s this?” She raised her glass of expensive wine, used it to indicate their plush surroundings. His gaze followed her indication… — Monique DeVere Copy Share Image
“We’ll see. Thanks for drawing your sword for me. I always had you down as a man to back the favourite.’ ‘So… — Joe Abercrombie Copy Share Image
“You were always grossly obese,' observed Stephen. 'Were you to walk ten miles a day, and eat half what you do in… — Patrick O'Brian Copy Share Image
Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I'd love for my ambition and will and intellect and sense of humour to define me as well. I'm definitely responsible for… — Eva Mendes Copy Share Image
“After the brightness of the morning, the interior of the pavilion seemed cool and dim. Stannis seated himself on a plain wooden… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“Ah,well," Said Abe, idly studying his fingertips. "I have it on good authority there's going to be a new 'gate' opening up… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“She shivered as he left her to go to the fire, and find water and cloths. He leaned into the light, and… — Kristin Cashore Copy Share Image
“Of course I began to see Nikki, which was strange because I was staring into Danny's eyes, and Danny is a six-foot-three… — Matthew Quick Copy Share Image
“Gods, man, don't you start now,' I said softly. 'We're going to get a terrible reputation if we just keep travelling across… — Sebastien de Castell Copy Share Image
“Beatrix wished she were a swooning sort of female. It seemed the only appropriate response to the situation. Unfortunately, no matter how… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
There is some humour in 'Family Values.' I don't want everyone to think it's not going to make them laugh. But there… — Wendy Cope Copy Share Image
What about snipers?" I once asked someone. He said, "Oh, most of the snipers have automatic weapon. They arent very accurate. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“The Professor doesn’t have a problem being called Dick? If my name was Richard, I’d go by Richard or Rich . .… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
“Whether we are trying to buy a packet of chips or getting to know a person for a potentially important relationship, its… — Amrita Sarkar Copy Share Image
“Mr. Wickham is blessed with such happy manners as may ensure his making friends - whether he may be equally capable of… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
A musician cannot move others unless he too is moved. He must of necessity feel all of the affects that he hopes… — Carl Philipp Emanuel Bach Copy Share Image
“I really hope he shapes up, you know? He’s got a good head on his shoulders when he’s not trying to give… — Hailey Abbott Copy Share Image
I was worried people would laugh at me when I started to talk the language, but they were just pleasantly surprised that… — Parminder Nagra Copy Share Image
“If my life was a romcom, the guy sitting across from me would be the guy. Not the one I was currently… — Radhika Agrawal Copy Share Image
I don't think I've ever made any conscious decision to be a comic artist, but to me there's something quite anarchic about… — David Shrigley Copy Share Image
“Nothing humbles a beautiful woman better than not being wanted by a man whose girlfriend or wife is ugly (or not as… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
When you're drowning you don't think, I would be incredibly pleased if someone would notice I'm drowning and come and rescue me.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a man in possession of a warm house and a well-stocked fridge must be in… — Heather Hacking Copy Share Image
I prefer the finesse of French humour. English humour is more scathing, more cruel, as illustrated by Monty Python and Little Britain. — Helen Mirren Copy Share Image
Of the things which nourish the imagination, humour is one of the most needful, and it is dangerous to limit or destroy… — John Millington Synge Copy Share Image
“What kind of slut do you think I am?” Theo bumped his hips against hers. “This might not be the best moment… — Annabel Joseph Copy Share Image
“Casting my own eye down Fifth Avenue as my belly swelled, I would register with incredulity: Every one of these people came… — Lionel Shriver Copy Share Image
“Are you one of his teammates?" "Yeah," Adam said, and it wasn't a lie because according to some people, both he and… — Suzanne Brockmann Copy Share Image
There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour - people saying it is childish and pretending it is beneath them… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I was convinced I had overdrawn my balance of good fortune; that whatever haphazard benevolence the impassive universe might hold towards me… — william boyd Copy Share Image
“I asked him if he'd come to clean the windows and he said no he'd come to demolish the house. He didn't… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
