“Somehow I'd still managed to go all retarded at the sight of some handsome asshole with a nice smile.” — C.J. Roberts Copy Share Image
I have a naturally camp sensibility and a camp sense of humour. I love the icons that gay people love. — Siobhan Fahey Copy Share Image
“We are unable to discount the hypotheses that the world began three years ago.” — Nagaru Tanigawa Copy Share Image
“Why did my conversational skills take a hike when he was around? -Kayla Madison” — Rachel Hawthorne Copy Share Image
“Why does turning on a TV these days require three remotes with ninety buttons? Why?” — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
“You should get a better boyfriend. One with an IQ higher than a turnip.” — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
“With an unseen inner-smile, the beetle carried on its journey, rolling manure. It had decided that stones were not to its liking.… — Stephen Craig Copy Share Image
“These were the days before I decided to climb up the mountain, speak slowly and in a priestly tone, and try shaming… — Nassim Nicholas Taleb Copy Share Image
“Zane raised his brow. “Didn’t I say that yesterday?” he asked, forcing himself to be patient. Somehow. “You say that like you… — Abigail Roux & Madeleine Urban Copy Share Image
“It was a good thing that when it came to married men, she was a girl with a firm moral compass, or… — Kiran Manral Copy Share Image
When I saw 'The Office' I thought, 'That's it for our type of humour. This has changed comedy for ever.' I loved… — Harry Enfield Copy Share Image
In 1996, the players at the VSB tournament in Amsterdam sent me a card for my wedding with this dedication, 'Anand congrats… — Viswanathan Anand Copy Share Image
“He turned around, suddenly concerned. "Are you pregnant? Are you gay? I'd rather you were gay than pregnant. Unless you're pregnant. Then… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“She was the Goddess Who Must Not Be Named; those who sought her never found her, yet she was known to come… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Man I’m hot,” I exclaimed, fanning myself. The combination of climbing out of the cave and the sun meant that I was… — Adele Rose Copy Share Image
“Any day God removes His hand from you, you are finished. Your hope and trust is only in Him. Your confidence, your… — Patience Johnson Copy Share Image
“Cal: “Yesterday I was stuck in a car with you for eight hours.” Bastard. I didn’t even sing along with the radio.… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
“Even Winnipeggers who depart for Toronto, Calgary or Vancouver never assimilate or fully lose their regional identity. They remain stuck on their… — Bartley Kives Copy Share Image
“I see a dude who looks like a meth addict across the street; I'm going to assume that's what this fiancée thief… — Cary Attwell Copy Share Image
“The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I think British humour is very cruel, and gay humour is very cruel. I think the two go hand-in-hand and that's why… — Jason Sellards Copy Share Image
Human society is the embodiment of changeless laws which the whimsicalities and circumstances of men and women involve and overwrap. The realm… — James Joyce Copy Share Image
“Divorce is what husband and wife do together when they no longer wish to do anything together.” — John Spencer Yantiss Copy Share Image
When you absolutely don't know what to do anymore, it is time to panic — John van der Wiel Copy Share Image
It is rare to find learned men who are clean, do not stink and have a sense of humour. — Baron de Montesquieu Copy Share Image
“If we had more reliable systems of law and governance perhaps our friendship would be shallower.” — Kamila Shamsie Copy Share Image
When I was in film school, it was said that all good films were characterised by some form of humour. — Lars von Trier Copy Share Image
My career is chequered. Then I think I got pigeon-holed in humour; Shakespeare is not my thing. — Maggie Smith Copy Share Image
“You can get anywhere in Pakistan if you know people, even into jail.” — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
“All of it—for this. Leading us to a door we can't open, a password we don't have.” — Meagan Spooner Copy Share Image
“Cuba may be the only place in the world where you can be yourself and more than yourself at the same time” — Pedro Juan Gutiérrez Copy Share Image
“I love watching people's faces when i say i live with my daughter and Johnny Depp.” — Diane Messidoro Copy Share Image
“Midlife doesn’t feel like a fork in the road. It feels like a goddamn roundabout.” — Bree Penfold Copy Share Image
“You may look normal like everyone else, but you're not. Not on the inside.” — Vera Brosgol Copy Share Image
Paltrow is a lovely, watchable actress. She has a likeable sense of humour in interviews. — Grace Dent Copy Share Image
