The English love an insult. It's their only test of a man's sincerity. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
The world belongs to those who set out to conquer it armed with self confidence and good humour. — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“When it comes to your self-esteem, it is best not to value the opinions of deluded psychopaths.” — Rosen Trevithick Copy Share Image
“He was under the mistaken impression that I didn't have enough tact. The truth was, I had no tact.” — Caroline Hanson Copy Share Image
“You are, I think, a little bit contemptuous of the way I prosecute my inquiries," he said with a twinkle.” — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
Simon Pegg is terribly talented, very funny, such a delicious sense of humour. — Christopher Plummer Copy Share Image
“Just because you don’t like peanut butter doesn’t necessarily mean you can’t like . . . peanuts.” — Fredrik Backman Copy Share Image
Humour ended up being a really useful skill when it came time to be an international television celebrity. — Carson Kressley Copy Share Image
“Aren't you embarrassed undressing in front of a queer?" Leonard said. "All you know, I might be sizing up your butthole." "Just… — Joe R. Lansdale Copy Share Image
“Embarrassing as it was to admit, I was beginning to enjoy the role, thinking there was nothing like packing a pair of… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Can we just be grateful for beauty & joy, fascination & tolerance, humour & love, nature & grace, and simply release any anger and pains?” — Jay Woodman Copy Share Image
It's funny when people discuss over 'love marriage' and 'arranged marriage' It is like asking a person if he would like to… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
I love the Russians for their verve, their melancholia, their vivacity, their unpredictability, and their humour. — Miranda Otto Copy Share Image
“I swiftly discovered that there are few things in DIY (and possibly life) that can't be solved with a large mallet, a… — Monty Halls Copy Share Image
“WHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? Ah. I see we are now into the second movement of the Nakamura Suite in G-Minor!” — Kevin Sylvester Copy Share Image
“The Americans have perfected weather forecasts: a model presents a model of the Earth, a map, and jabs at it with her… — Péter Zilahy Copy Share Image
“The answer to the question ‘How many children do you have?’ and the one to the question ‘How many children are you… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“It was a damned near-run thing, I must admit,' said Jack, modestly; then after a pause he laughed and said, 'I remember… — Patrick O'Brian Copy Share Image
“But I thought she thought he was just a big pile of jobbies?” he said. “I seen her oout walkin’, an’ when… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“They're waiting for you to say all these grand statements, you know? You march across the room and you're supposed to say… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
As a kid, I was school swot, but I used to hang around the billiard halls, learning that Geordie sense of humour,… — Sid Waddell Copy Share Image
HIBERNATE, v. i. To pass the winter season in domestic seclusion. There have been many singular popular notions about the hibernation of… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“Are you pair mad? You pitch up as if you own the place, and then you offer to relieve me of two… — Anthony Riches Copy Share Image
“For that matter," said Toussaint, "it's true. We would be assassinated before we'd have time to say Boo! And then, since Monsieur… — Victor Hugo Copy Share Image
“Polly Hall was thirteen but wore enough makeup to rival a 40-year-old whore.” — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“We have a shit storm behind door A and a storm of shit behind door B” — Abraham Ford (TWD TV Copy Share Image
“Most men would no longer enjoy conversing with most women if they stopped bringing their vaginas along.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
If you really look at me, eight out of ten films I have done is comedy. Humour is the safest bet. — Arshad Warsi Copy Share Image
“It made Craze smile, despite wishing most of his body parts would find new homes and leave him in peace.” — M. Pax Copy Share Image
“Danger" Attitude subject to change without notice_T-Shirt” — Darynda Jones Sixth Grave on the Edge Copy Share Image
“Buying loyalty can be as effective as fear when one’s rival is poorer than oneself.” — K. Ritz Copy Share Image
“The windchill factor above Camp IV could only be found on a chart for Mars.” — Kenneth Kamler Copy Share Image
“If you want to know what's going on, keep your mind in the fridge or it might go off.” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“Making it to the Super Bowl is something few and far between. Many football players never get the opportunity to make it… — Vernon Davis Copy Share Image
“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of being well-preserved, but to skid sideways, chocolate in one… — Theresa Hollis Copy Share Image
“Have you been reading those books that clueless illiterate Duja in charge of the lending library lets you borrow?’ ‘No, Ma.’ ‘Then… — Renita D'Silva Copy Share Image
I think that comedians, more than any other type of celebrity, have to keep their humour and keep their feet on the… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
“I fended them off as best I could while trying to shield my eyes but, tragically, I'd left my flamethrower in my… — Alexis Hall Copy Share Image
