“Daniel Craig is sitting on a carrot, Jude Law is sitting on Daniel Craig's head.” — Diane Messidoro Copy Share Image
One never really knows how much one has been touched by a place until one has left it. — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
I have quite a dry sense of humour. It comes out when I'm feeling nervous. — Phoebe Fox Copy Share Image
“Colorful characters are the odd shaped pieces that fill the holes in life's puzzle.” — Richard Stephens Copy Share Image
I don't think our records contain obvious humour. We're not cracking gags. — Matt Bellamy Copy Share Image
The one thing that makes 'Torchwood' work so brilliantly and makes it a little bit above the rest of all other sci-fi… — John Barrowman Copy Share Image
“Fancourt can't write women,' said Nina dismissively. 'He tries but he can't do it. His women are all temper, tits and tampons.” — Robert Galbraith Copy Share Image
“My dear friend, there are two things in this world about which no one can be sure: whether or not one is… — Maurice Dekobra Copy Share Image
“Everyone can make scrambled eggs, Remy. It's programmed into you at birth, the default setting. Like being able to swim and knowing… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
“Death would not surprise us as often as it does, if we let go of the misbelief that newborns are less mortal… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“If it weren’t for supplies, I’d never go back down to town. But a man has to do what a man has… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Is the Fey also in the bed?" his tone was flat. I reached over and shoved Grant off the bed. "No?" "Seriously,… — Eleanor Rousseau Copy Share Image
I think the key attributes for a good speaker are someone that's articulate and someone that puts a fair amount of humour… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
“Hi!' The chirpy little voice greeted me with such energised enthusiasm it made me jump nearly a foot out of my seat.… — Tom Clempson Copy Share Image
“Tell me we’re not going to be stoking up the cook fires to build palisades through the night by their light.’ I… — M.C. Scott Copy Share Image
“I’m a firm believer in equality at all times—” “At all times?” She glanced at the cuffs clipped to his leathers. “Why… — Cherise Sinclair Copy Share Image
“I've always been a monster,' Scapegrace told her, 'but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.' 'You smell terrible.' 'That's… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“The wild women in his lap,' my father enthused, 'laying their breasts on his head.' There was a moment of stunned silence.… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
At least one way of measuring the freedom of any society is the amount of comedy that is permitted, and clearly a… — Eric Idle Copy Share Image
“You are created to be a creator. God does not give anyone a finished product. God did not create the telephone, car,… — Patience Johnson Copy Share Image
“Must be frustrating being a scientist. There you are, incrementally discovering how the universe works via a series of complex tests and… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
“If you count sheep before you go to sleep, are you barrrrr'd from dreams?” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“The devil was always in the detail. And here the detail was certainly devilish.” — Sara Sheridan Copy Share Image
“Tell me, Lothaire, I want to know. Convince me why I should love you.” “Because any other female would!” — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“I think that God's got a sick sense of humour, and when I die I expect to find him laughing.” — Depeche Mode Copy Share Image
I dont mind god's sense of humour but its waiting for the punchline that is killing me... — Boaz Zippor Copy Share Image
“If the colour of life turns grey turn the palette the other way” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“You're everything I ever wished for. I just didn't wish for much.” — Peter James West Copy Share Image
“It sets a dangerous precedent. For avoiding pain? For avoiding life.” — Rowell Rainbow Copy Share Image
“Looking towards joy is the most important of rewiring the stress response” — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
“I suppose a cycle courier knows better than anyone how a murder on Marble Arch can hold up traffic.” — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
“To some believers, being on the pill or using a condom is a nonverbal way of telling God to go to hell.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“If love is an equation,then it is undifined for all values of x.” — Themba Alex Khumalo Copy Share Image
