It is rare to find learned men who are clean, do not stink…

Whatever cleaning goes on on the planet, women do 99% of it. But see, women are not as proud of their 99% as men…

— Jeff Foxworthy

The only soap of a dirty society is the clean men; only the clean can wash the grimy!

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

Honestly, I have a decent sense of humour with people I am close to.

— Anita Hassanandani Reddy

“If you don’t have a sense of humour when you’re in a band, you end up like f**king Emerson, Lake and Palmer, making eight-disc…

— Ozzy Osbourne

I have a good sense of humour, and that's what kept me for the 30 years I was locked up.

— Anthony Ray Hinton

Common sense and a sense of humour are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humour is just common sense, dancing.…

— Clive James

Anupam can make you feel good in any situation. His sense of humour and connection with people makes him special. We both are real…

— Kirron Kher

Don't be friends with people who don't have a sense of humour. They will kill yours..!!

— Ritu Ghatourey

The most important quality in a partner is a sense of humour.

— Clare Balding

Rod has such a wicked sense of humour. I loved him very much.

— Rachel Hunter

Northern Irish people tend to have this sharp, dark sense of humour.

— Aisling Bea

I have inherited my father's sense of humour about myself. It's a lot more pleasant to make fun of yourself than when someone else…

— Stephen Sondheim

When you see 'MHN,' you will see that the film is based on relationships which are serious, but there is a sense of humour…

— Sushmita Sen

My wife is way funnier than I am. As much as I don't really feel I share a sense of humour with my family,…

— Steve Carell

“A reasonable looking guy with a sense of humour to go to parties with: surely that´s not too much to ask, is it?”

— Nick Alexander