Bigamy ? It's having one wife too much... ...Monogamy ? It's the same. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows. — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce. — Joyce Brothers Copy Share Image
The man may be the head of the house, but the woman is the neck and she can turn the head anyway… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God speaks with authority on every subject including marriage and His advice trumps Oprah's every time. — Kirk Cameron Copy Share Image
I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
There comes a time when a man and woman realize that their separate schemes can be better achieved as a conspiracy. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, that it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties...welcome… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
True love is waking up next to your partner and thinking Well, I could smother them with a pillow or make breakfast.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Equal partnerships are not made in heaven-they are made on earth, one choice at a time, one conversation at a time, one… — Bruce C. Hafen Copy Share Image
As husbands, I think one reason we have some trouble with Paul's command to love our wives "as Christ loved the church,"… — Scott Means Copy Share Image
My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again until she managed… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Pray for the love which allows you to see the good in your companion. Pray for the love that makes weaknesses and… — Henry B. Eyring Copy Share Image
DAUGHTER what is marriage: MOM: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied… — William Cosmo Monkhouse Copy Share Image
My mother once told me that if a married couple puts a penny in a pot for every time they make love… — Armistead Maupin Copy Share Image
The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button. — Rick Reilly Copy Share Image
A woman would run through fire and water for such a kind heart. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
