There r many things in life tht will catch your eye, but nly a few things that will catch your heart...!!! :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At least my job description doesn't involve repairing the economy or being the new head football coach at Penn State. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What is more awkward? The way Dora The Explorer stares at you after she asked you a question or the moment of… — Avalon Copy Share Image
That pedophile moment when you see a little kid and think: Damn, that kids going to be really hot when he gets… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dont lyk d people who write before deleting frends..that its time 2 delete some people coz if u want delete dnt write… — Raveen Copy Share Image
Facebook: Posting half naked pictures but you clam you want a gentle man... AND you wonder why you haven't found one. — AlexGman Copy Share Image
Before you marry someone, ask yourself, 'Will they be a good killing partner during the zombie apocalypse?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When Facebook asks what's on your mind? Where are you? Who are you with? I can't help but wonder, 'Mom is that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only thing that makes me laugh more is people keeping count of how many people they have as friends on there… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
You Stole My Status And Never Acknowledged Me. That's Facebook Plagiarism And You Won't Graduate To Be A Feleb — Sabelo Lan Mashabela Copy Share Image
I wish fire trucks and ambulances played, 'Move bitch! Get out the way!' instead of using sirens. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's morning again get up and wear a perfect smile! embrace the day, with sheer delight and thank the Lord, For an… — Kara Copy Share Image
Rejection doesnt hurt, expectations does. Lying doesnt kill, denial does & forgetting doesnt heal forgiveness does.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have no yesterdays, time took them away, tomorrow may not be mine, but I have today. So wish you a very… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I need to talk to you Is the one sentence that has the power to make you remember every bad thing you've… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stupidity is unattractive then again so is someone trying too hard to prove they're intelligent. Guess I'm hard to satisfy? — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
The week seems to go by at the speed of a snail. Unless it's the weekend. Then the snail rides a fucking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear cheating bastard ,next time right before you say what he/she dont know wont hurt him/her…wait ,pause it right there and think… — Koos Matlala Copy Share Image
Wonders why there are so many feelings going on inside her at the same time, that it seems you don't really feel… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
More future the world, more slim the technology; But me no, more future the world, more fat I am — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's all pretend we're shocked that a professional football player committed sociopathic violence. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wonder if people who are working at NSA do listen all my phone call conversation.? If they does well surely they… — Simphiwe Dumi Copy Share Image
If you will come to me and say to my face that I am such an annoying person, I will just probably… — Shin Chan Copy Share Image
The eyes of the lord search the whole earth order to strengthen those whole heart are fully committed to him.. — Strawberry Copy Share Image
I might talk to other guys, laugh with other guys and be nice to other guys, but I'll never cheat on you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When somebody says 'It's getting hot in here' I automatically think, 'So take off all your clothes.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate those cheap pencils with erasers that mess up the paper more than the mistake you want to erase. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when someone calls my phone and asks, Who is this? Bitch you called me...Who the fuck Are you?? — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
That moment when you have a really clever facebook status, and a family member comments on it and butcher's the whole thing. — Sean Tedford Copy Share Image
If three people having sex is a threesome, and two people having sex is a twosome, then I know why people call… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May be our expectations are wrong sometimes not due to situation but due to our own perception !!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you wake up with a hang over and say I'm not drinking anymore...until the following weekend approaches. — Robert Escalante Copy Share Image
Yesterday, I came home early from work and found my Girlfriend cheating. The lazy bitch has hired a maid for cooking. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I'll see a girl jogging that's so sexy, I'll jog directly behind her ass until she gets home. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There's 3 Things In Life Every Girl Needs; 1. Love to make her weak. 2. Alcohol to make her strong & 3.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Singing to a song you don't really know...but that 15 second part you do know is coming up and you're gonna own… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My Friend dumped his GF last night. To make her feel better, I gave her company in her shower today & BITCH… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Leonardo DiCaprio never died in the Titanic...Last scene; him going underwater. 1st Scene in Inception; he wakes up on a beach. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is 1) An obsession. 2) A distraction. 3) A tracking device. 4) Where drama lives. 5) Everybodys diary — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What Facebook meant to me..? An application to update my fav. things, like soccer, mobile models, latest movies AND LATEST but USELESS… — Chakshu Aggarwal Copy Share Image
