You've changed ... No actually I think the proper term is I've stopped trying to please you. — Jerett Parker Change Copy Share Image
Parents: They want you to act older...but treat you like a kid... — Jerett Parker Growing up Copy Share Image
Everyone notices everyone else's problems but never pay attention to their own. — Jerett Parker Attention Copy Share Image
I'm shy around people I don't know...and an asshole to people that used to know me — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
Twerking looks gross to me...it looks like 3 midgets are fighting to get out her buttcheeks — Jerett Parker Dancing Copy Share Image
If my mom knew HALF of the stuff I've done and got away with...she'd kill me and tell no one where she… — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
Dear Math Assignment, Please don't have a back please don't have a back *flips it over* Sincerely, Fuck this homework -_- — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
When someone calls and says is this Jerett? I say, No! It's Jake from StateFarm! and then I hang up with authority... — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
Girls be attracted to the most stupidest of things. ooooh girl he got tatts, a SnapBack, 22s and an iPhone. My pussy… — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
Crush steals food.. *Flirty push* . stop playing :) * normal person steal food* SON OF A BITCH GIVE MY SHIT BACK… — Jerett Parker Crush Copy Share Image
I always end up being the one getting hurt...and then accused of hurting the one that hurt me... — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
People irritate me when they try to use big words on Twitter and can't spell, define, or read them... — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
If a man puts his hands on a female incorrectly, he is a bitch...and deserves to get his ass beat 2 or… — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
I hate it when people call me and then text in my ear for 30 minutes — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
In real life...you can't write 2 sentences on antyhing...but on Twitter you're a philosopher... — Jerett Parker Life Copy Share Image
Guys, notice the small things she does so she doesn't get mad about the big things you do. — Jerett Parker Attention Copy Share Image
Hey HOE *She Turns Around* Who You Callin a Hoe?.. Bitch You Turned Around! — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
You know you ugly if Instagram effects don't help ANY of your pictures... — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
Don't drop a relationship if you don't plan to pick up the pieces — Jerett Parker Complicated relationship Copy Share Image
IF YOU'RE FIGHTING & SOMEBODY YELLS WORLDSTAR YOU BETTER FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE . — Jerett Parker Life Copy Share Image
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's the flying FUCKS I don't give! — Jerett Parker Flying Copy Share Image
Ive mastered the art of not giving a fuck while simultaneously caring way too much — Jerett Parker Art Copy Share Image
My mom assumes any girl that I associate with is my girlfriend -_- — Jerett Parker Girlfriend Copy Share Image
Why do good girls get treated like hoes and hoes get treated like queens? — Jerett Parker Confused love Copy Share Image
That moment when the person you want to talk to has their eye on someone else. — Jerett Parker Being hurt Copy Share Image
Just because leggings stretch dont mean yo 465 pound ass should be in them! — Jerett Parker Funny facebook status Copy Share Image
