On the Internet she look like Meagan Good but in real life she look like Chief Keef ShitIHate — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
If you 13 on Twitter you better have TeamSaved, TeamVirgin, and TeamElementarySchool — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
That moment when the one you really want rejects you for someone THEY want — Jerett Parker Rejection Copy Share Image
I wish school lasted two days a week...and the weekend was 5 days long... — Jerett Parker School Copy Share Image
I'm nice until you piss me off...then I'm an asshole until you make me laugh — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
That moment when the person you want to talk to has their eye on someone else. — Jerett Parker Being hurt Copy Share Image
Bitches be like that text He Sent Me >>>> .. Bitch all he said Was hi — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
Crush steals food.. *Flirty push* . stop playing :) * normal person steal food* SON OF A BITCH GIVE MY SHIT BACK… — Jerett Parker Crush Copy Share Image
When someone calls and says is this Jerett? I say, No! It's Jake from StateFarm! and then I hang up with authority... — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
I always end up being the one getting hurt...and then accused of hurting the one that hurt me... — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
If my mom knew HALF of the stuff I've done and got away with...she'd kill me and tell no one where she… — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
Dear Math Assignment, Please don't have a back please don't have a back *flips it over* Sincerely, Fuck this homework -_- — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
Don't call me at 3am and ask me if I'm sleepin .. No I'm skydiving.. the fuck you think I'm doing? — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
She a hoe cause your boyfriend want her? She scary cause she dont talk shit like y'all? She ugly cause you don't… — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
I hate when someone calls my phone and asks, Who is this? Bitch you called me...Who the fuck Are you?? — Jerett Parker Annoying people Copy Share Image
Just because leggings stretch dont mean yo 465 pound ass should be in them! — Jerett Parker Funny facebook status Copy Share Image
You know he's cheating...but you stay with him...you're a good girl...a good, stupid girl — Jerett Parker Cheating Copy Share Image
Apparently, everyone smokes weed...but everyone is passing drug tests too...hmmmm — Jerett Parker Funny Copy Share Image
Depressed people know how to make themselves look happy...I do it every day... — Jerett Parker Depressed Copy Share Image
I hate it when one of your exes wants you back after they see you're happier without them. — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
Ive mastered the art of not giving a fuck while simultaneously caring way too much — Jerett Parker Art Copy Share Image
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's the flying FUCKS I don't give! — Jerett Parker Flying Copy Share Image
My mom assumes any girl that I associate with is my girlfriend -_- — Jerett Parker Girlfriend Copy Share Image
Why do good girls get treated like hoes and hoes get treated like queens? — Jerett Parker Confused love Copy Share Image
There should be an entire column on social networking sites for pictures, statuses, and relationships that no one gives a fuck about... — Jerett Parker Funny Copy Share Image
That moment when your parent walks into your room when you're about to talk about something you got away with... — Jerett Parker Awkward moment Copy Share Image
I look back at the shit I used to do...and I wish I could do it again...naptime was my favorite part of… — Jerett Parker Favorite day Copy Share Image
Rick Ross Screaming these niggas can't hold me back .. Forgetting the Fact his ass weighs about 998729069529032 pounds — Jerett Parker Funny facebook status Copy Share Image
Why the Fuck is TeamLesbian Or TeamBi almost In every Girls Bio on Twitter?.. Where the Fuck is TeamILIkeLonnngggggDick ?? — Jerett Parker Funny facebook status Copy Share Image
