BRB Have to run to the toilet, but I'll be back in two shakes of a man's penis. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are so many life stanges, and which one you are inl? — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
I dont care if People dont like me. After all I'm not a Facebook Status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I said You look terrific. I really meant Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Believe it or not but each of us are right in one way or other. All depends on our perception... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In life, you will have people that will love you, leave you, and hurt you. But then you have the ones that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Psychological Fact:Whenever you think about someone a lot,It's because they were thinking of you first. — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
There are always people willing to do anything to help you, its just a shame that there are far more people willing… — Chad Houston Copy Share Image
Being alone it doesnt mean we have no one,,its just simply means were scared to get hurt by someone..ssss — Cristina Punzalan Copy Share Image
Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status? Of course I like my status. I'm… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd be a great mattress salesman coz I love removing pants for no reason and spending all day looking at porn. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You're like a FACEBOOK STATUS box, you keep on asking me what's on my mind. — Joanne Lobedica Copy Share Image
If you follow me & expect a follow back, please do let me know! So I can block you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Everyone knows someone that they are embarrassed to be friends on Facebook. — Kand3n Copy Share Image
Single, taken, in a relationship; are all just terms. Your status is measured by your actions. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
I don't like you for your looks. But I fell in love with you because of your personality. — Strawberry Copy Share Image
Without our immigrants, who will kick our field goals, or train our white tigers? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm starting to think that the gym isn't really for me. I went this morning and laid down on the mat to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wisdom is not facts and repetitions of truth repeated back in a pressurised situation such as in an exam hall. — Alastair Arnott Copy Share Image
I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. Honest, I only meant to rough him up a bit. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The sheep I'm counting keep hitting the fence instead of jumping over it. Either they need to go on a diet, or… — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make a meal and take it to a friend who was sick, and… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Girls make there Facebook status Single and talking to noone. like thats something to be proud of, like no being in a… — Amanda Copy Share Image
People don't want to hear the news anymore; they more worry about celebrity scandal, gossip. The news doesn't have to be truthful… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
I don't understand those couples that fight and then a minute later change their Facebook status to 'Single.' I fight with my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I had said everything I was thinking out loud,I would definitely have lost my job a LONG time ago. — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you wait for a text but then you realize you're the one who didn't reply. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What if the idea of everything being legal for a night was for real.. I would park in a no park zone… — SouL Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you feed a stray cat, and I learned that it was good to be… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when the ticket vendor says, 'Enjoy your movie.' and then you say, 'You too!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
