4 wishes: 1) To earn money without working. 2) To be smart without studying. 3) To love without being hurt. 4) Eat without getting fat. — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
Loves when people can talk about me and yet they have done the same in their life, but I'm the bad one.… — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
I am get stuck exactly what you want actually in photography? You criticized one another comrades just because photography? better focus on… — Diana Yan Manan Copy Share Image
Double life: The person you play on your facebook status. The person you truly are in real life. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
I learn that life is a book, every day is a new page, every month is a new chapter and every year… — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
This is how my week goes. Mooooooooooooonday, Tuuuuuuuesday, Weeeeeeednesday, Thuuuuuuursday, FridaySaturdaySunday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Look it's very simple:You be nice to me,I'll be nice to you. You dare to be bad, I have got a good… — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
It's kinda funny how in 2010 and 2011 people were freaking out about 2012. Now it's 4 months from December and no one gives a shit!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If youre protective and tall and sweet and cute and smell good and give good hugs then I want to date you — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you comment on someones facebook status and they completely ignore your comment, but keeping answering everyone elses comments. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Noah from (Notebook) sent 365 letters to Ally. That's one letter a day for a year and you can't even send me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If someone can't make up there mind make it for them.. this way you can stay friends, with no hard feelings towards… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
The government could fix everything that's wrong with the country if they'd simply read my Facebook updates. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A soft nature of a person does not mean weakness. Remember nothing is soften than water but its force can break the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know both of us got so very busy ..lot's of thing's to do ..lot's of problem to solve we may forget… — Strawberry Copy Share Image
My mom likes playing this game called 'yell from four rooms away and get upset when I cant hear her'. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Profile Pictures: What people want them to think they look like. Tagged Pictures: What they actually look like. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My Girlfriend just said that I should stop acting like an year old. I almost choked on her boobs. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It hurts 2 hope for some1 who's already happy with someone else but what hurts most is when you own the person… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've been in relationships, but I'd rather be alone. If a guy can't treat me right, I can manage on my own. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
LIKE if you have like 50 t-shirts but you only wear 7 of them and complain that you have no clothes¦ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guys will never understand periods, and girls will never understand boners, lets leave it at that... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when people start stuff on your Facebook status and you just don't want to get involved. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more &… — Babloo Copy Share Image
If You Don't Like What Anyone Is Going To Say On Your Facebook Status Then Don't Put Up Anything Personal — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The ones that learn by reading…… The few who learn by observation….. The rest of them have to pee on the electric… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Actions speak louder than Facebook posts. It's time to go do some of those things you are typing about. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you are going to jump off a bridge I wont jump with ya, ill go get a boat, paddle out, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fighting on internet is like competing in the Special Olympics...Even if you win, you are still a Retard — Chris Sullivan Copy Share Image
Never tell someone you love them if you don't, it's easier telling the truth then living a lie... — Lonniedagreat Copy Share Image
Because of Facebook I never miss an argument, know when there's gonna be a fight and when people break up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I laugh when I read hello need your prayers urgently posts coz if I have to pray for someone then god will… — Raveen Copy Share Image
Out of all the things I have shoved into my glove compartment, not one of those things has ever been gloves. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would always want to believe that while I'm awake at night thinking of u, u are sound asleep dreaming about me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Old meaning of sorry. I wont do it again. New meaning of sorry. Damn I got caught, next time I need to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom: I see that you're all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Gahhh! I just made a big mess, now the floors are gonna be sticky... (shutup I spilled my sunny D. ) lol… — Syoung Copy Share Image
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel: Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice; takes care of business. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Rain falls because, the clouds could no longer handle it's weight, just like tears fall because the heart can no longer handle… — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
