Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
stay with the beer. beer is continuous blood. a continuous lover. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
It's Saturday. The toughest decision you need to make is bottle or draft. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Give him a fishing lesson and he'll sit in a boat… — Alex Blackwell Copy Share Image
When I stopped drinking, it was only because I thought if I don't stop, I'm going to die. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
It is better to think of church in the ale-house than to think of the ale-house in church. — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at. — Jackie Gleason Copy Share Image
Can accidentally eating halal food make you Muslim? Yes, the same way drinking a cosmo can make you gay. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Well from a personal perspective, quitting drinking is a decision I felt good about. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I've found for playing that it's generally not a good thing to be drinking. — Hikaru Nakamura Copy Share Image
What's problematic about playing stadiums and driving around in private jets and drinking champagne at 8 o'clock in the morning? What's wrong… — Noel Gallagher Copy Share Image
How did I end up right here wit you after all the things that I been through. It's been one of those… — Drake Copy Share Image
That's when I began drinking coffee. I was hung up on every little thing. I loved Paris, and felt straightaway at home.… — Rosecrans Baldwin Copy Share Image
If little faults proceeding on distemper Shall not be winked at, how shall we stretch our eye When capital crimes, chewed, swallowed,… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
The last time I drank, I drove into a ditch, which doesn't sound like that big of a deal, but I stopped… — Jimmy Pardo Copy Share Image
Would that I were a dry well, and that the people tossed stones into me, for that would be easier than to… — Khalil Gibran Copy Share Image
“Nothing bonds two solitary individuals like a good shared drunk. This is a scientific fact. It’s important, even necessary for the long-term… — Sol Luckman Copy Share Image
Diogenes carried a bowl with him for years, but one day saw a man drinking from his cupped palm and declared, ‘I… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
All my friends were in college when I was making 'Superbad.' We were drinking beer and watching movies and eating pizza. It… — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
The biggest challenge is to convince a woman that it's not her fault. My daughter is 25; my stepdaughter is 22. As… — Debbie Stabenow Copy Share Image
“Well,” he sighed, squeezing my hand back. “I guess we were both running away in different ways.” “What do you mean?” Dad… — Kody Keplinger Copy Share Image
Every day we learn more and more about this wacky Osama bin Laden. He lives in a cave and at one time… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I think when you're drinking you don't have the clarity to think about things. It's not easy to talk about obviously but… — Marissa Nadler Copy Share Image
“living only for the moment, savouring the moon, the snow, the cherry blossoms, and the maple leaves, singing songs, drinking wine, and… — Asai Ryoi Copy Share Image
Hey, I am thinking of it myself, in this part of world (East), we all do endeavors in praying and are sweating… — Ali Shariati Copy Share Image
There's a lot of music nowadays with people singing about how amazing their clothes are and how incredible their shoes are and… — James Blunt Copy Share Image
“My favorite part about cooking is drinking red wine while I do it.” — Claire Contreras Copy Share Image
No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer. — John Churchill, 1st Duke of Marlborough Copy Share Image
