I gotta quit smoking, doctor's orders, and the drinking, court orders. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do. — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I'm a professional at [drinking], so that's why I've never had scandals before. — Seungri Copy Share Image
No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
Right now everyone is drinking bad wine made of sour grapes and hysteria. Let them drink it, and let them regret it… — Sarah Addison Allen Copy Share Image
My ideal night for me, personally, is watching Disney movies and drinking a glass of wine by myself in the hotel room.… — Alexa Bliss Copy Share Image
Girls shouldn't drink because their bodies are not made for drinking and smoking. — Rakul Preet Singh Copy Share Image
Here is a tip for all you young people drinking wine. With pasta, drink white wine. With steak, drink red wine. And… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Heaven has not learned of my arrival, and my departure will not in the least diminish it beauty and grandeur. I will… — Omar Khayyam Copy Share Image
This is the dream of all the world. The dream is to live in Granada. You know, work in the morning, have… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
When I was still drinking, I thought I was kind of in control of everything in my life and other people's lives… — Jason Isbell Copy Share Image
No, ramen's not good for you. But in Japan, our favorite thing to do after drinking all night, especially in Sapporo where… — Cary Fukunaga Copy Share Image
With such compelling information, the question is why havent we been able to do more to prevent the crisis of underage drinking?… — Lucille Roybal-Allard Copy Share Image
What he was scared of was not that maybe she was a creature who survived by drinking other people's blood. No, it… — John Ajvide Lindqvist Copy Share Image
It is far best for the Christian never to see some things, so he will never want them. The old-fashioned Christian who… — John R. Rice Copy Share Image
There is one way by which a strolling player may be ever secure of success; that is, in our theatrical way of… — Oliver Goldsmith Copy Share Image
I don't go out drinking and stuff like that. My friends say 'Just have one drink, JD.' I say 'What's the point?'… — Jermain Defoe Copy Share Image
The human race is the most stupid and unfair kind of race. A lot of the runners don't even get decent sneakers… — Banksy Copy Share Image
As a boy I heard this story in church. A man was patching a pitched roof of a tall building when he… — Richard Paul Evans Copy Share Image
This one guy, the worst guy in the music. The Yanni man. You know Yanni? First of all, anyone who looks like… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
Certainly, Gandhi is not inferior to Christ in goodness and sanctity, and he surpasses him in touching humility. Gandhi is the prophet… — Sudhir Kakar Copy Share Image
I’m not at peace anymore. I just want him like I used to in the old days. I want to be eating… — Graham Greene Copy Share Image