“A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and Tequila.” — Mitch Ratcliffe Copy Share Image
Every 17 seconds a child dies on this planet from no clean drinking water. Good. Let's try to speed it up... there… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Its a bit cloudy in London but people are already drinking out on the streets- God Bless the pubs. — Guillermo del Toro Copy Share Image
Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets. — Dudley Moore Copy Share Image
I'm drinking champagne, got the head phones up high, can't numb you out. — Joni Mitchell Copy Share Image
The chromatic scale is what you use to give the effect of drinking a quinine martini and having an enema simultaneously. — Philip Larkin Copy Share Image
I'll quit coffee. It won't be easy drinking my Bailey's straight, but I'll get used to it. It'll still be the best… — Megan Mullally Copy Share Image
I lift my restraining order against sobriety for 40 days each Lent. I miss you alcohol. — Rudy Espinoza Copy Share Image
Do you even know what hammerd means?" I asked. "Something to do with drinking your American beer out of a hole in… — Jennifer Rardin Copy Share Image
More than one-half of the world's major rivers are being seriously depleted and polluted, degrading and poisoning the surrounding ecosystems, thus threatening… — Ismail Serageldin Copy Share Image
You have the upmost amount of energy because you're not just having a cocktail at the end of the night. You're actually… — Colin Farrell Copy Share Image
“Ever heard the phrase, 'candy is dandy but liquor is quicker?'" Great she wanted to get me drunk. "Ah...ever heard of underage!"… — Jessica Shirvington Copy Share Image
At 19, I went to live in the Philippines for three years as a U.S. Air Force 'dependent spouse.' I lived off-base… — Therese Fowler Copy Share Image
I would say that I probably had an unhealthy love affair with drinking. I grew up as this kind of insecure kid,… — Michael Botticelli Copy Share Image
I think I would have drank myself to death, literally, if I didn't just stop, once and for all when I did.… — Philip Seymour Hoffman Copy Share Image
D’Artagnan: Why is Athos sitting by himself? Aramis: He takes his drinking very seriously. Not to worry, he’ll be his usual charming… — Alexandre Dumas Copy Share Image
I spent a long time looking at faces, drinking in smiles. Am I happy or unhappy? It’s not a very important question.… — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
Now we may have more preachers out there than we have drinkers. But a fellow told me a story one time about… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Maybe I'm a little sad sometimes its too hard to smile sometimes theres nothing to smile about.. what do you do when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Over 1 billion people have no access to clean drinking water, and more than 2.9 billion have no access to sanitation services.… — Marq de Villiers Copy Share Image
“The one plentiful herds of magazine writers would continue to be culled - by the Internet, by the recession, by the American… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
I think it's important that people think about what they are doing and that includes what they are eating. I am 61… — Nicholas Stern Copy Share Image
I realize that the memories I cherish most are not the first night successes, but of simple, everyday things: walking through our… — Vivien Leigh Copy Share Image
There are many marvellous stories told of Pherecydes. For it is said that he was walking along the seashore at Samos, and… — Diogenes Laertius Copy Share Image
Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems. — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
