“If I show up on your doorstep don't worry I'm just there to party.” — Kenny D. Eichenberg Copy Share Image
Life with Fools consists in Drinking; with the wise Man, living's Thinking. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Alcohol is not the answer to all questions.. But, if you don't get the answer it helps you to forget the question. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
I have a kid and I don't like parties and I did all my drinking and drug use very early on when… — Mark Ruffalo Copy Share Image
Nobody cares that you're smart and nobody cares that your kids don't have bruises. — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
This is a pretty shitty flash mob. It's in my living room, only my family showed up, and they're just telling me… — Megan Amram Copy Share Image
Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles. — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
Drinking bear is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion. — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
I think everyone knows that I'm the type of person who can have a good time without drinking. — Ainsley Harriott Copy Share Image
Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I've been watching what I eat. When I was putting on all the weight, I was drinking Guinness and not eating. I… — Robbie Williams Copy Share Image
There are two reasons for drinking wine...when you are thirsty, to cure it; the other, when you are not thirsty, to prevent… — Thomas Love Peacock Copy Share Image
I'm from South Jersey: The idea of eating a roll with olive oil and anchovies or some kind of sardine and drinking… — Patti Smith Copy Share Image
It's like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don't know where your going to end up… — Jim Morrison Copy Share Image
“I admit I get the occasional headache," I said. "I admit some of my hangovers are epic. But usually all it takes… — George Gurley Copy Share Image
The true musician is attuned to a fairer harmony than that of the lyre... for he truly has in his own life… — Plato Copy Share Image
When I was younger, on weekends, my mom would make us pancakes with our initials on them and then a tiny cup… — Mary-Kate Olsen Copy Share Image
I haven't given up drinking, just drinking a little less and going to the gym. I think when you get into your… — Brian McFadden Copy Share Image
Let me guess,” Eli said, his voice that low, even timbre, as always. “Drinking from kegs also falls under outdoor activity.” I… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
When I was growing up in Baltimore, the Colts were not just a team that played in the city. It was part… — Barry Levinson Copy Share Image
Whenever the devil harasses you, seek the company of men or drink more, or joke and talk nonsense, or do some other… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
Now, should we treat women as independent agents, responsible for themselves? Of course. But being responsible has nothing to do with being… — Jessica Valenti Copy Share Image
Many young people adopt pleasures for which they have not the least taste, only because they are called by that name… You… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
Condoleezza Rice was confirmed by a vote of 85, 13, despite a contentious but futile protest vote by democrats. By the way,… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
“How do I feel today? I feel as unfit as an unfiddle, And it is the result of a certain turbulence in… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
