Drinking beer in a children's playground is an old Soviet tradition. — Sergei Lukyanenko Copy Share Image
“There's no point in writing my kind of stuff, when they're printing that kind of stuff. So I gave up and started… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Drinking when we are not thirsty and making love at any time, madam, is all that distinguishes us from the other animals. — Pierre De Beaumarchais Copy Share Image
“Beer bottles, whiskey bottles, brown glass, green. They fell to the lawn and I'd feel serene. Adam was king to my stilted… — Kate Bernheimer Copy Share Image
I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
There are only three things worthwhile -- fighting, drinking, and making love. — Katharine Fullerton Gerould Copy Share Image
I realised that not every time I was drinking I got in trouble, but every time I was in trouble I'd been… — Mat Fraser Copy Share Image
Vic bears you no ill will. He is outside drinking the Dew of the Mountain and will be glad to see you… — Claudia Gray Copy Share Image
It simply works. You do it twice a year. Who cares? And it balances my smoking and drinking. — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
Someone needs to explain to me why wanting clean drinking water makes you an activist, and why proposing to destroy water with… — Winona LaDuke Copy Share Image
And what makes me happy now has changed as well... Its one thing to play in a bar or at a biker… — Rick Derringer Copy Share Image
I knew that drinking and doing stand-up was going to make me less of an effective comedian. And I just had a… — Greg Fitzsimmons Copy Share Image
A man can get drunk go home and murder his wife and kids and they still keep it legal to buy but… — Keifer J Copeland Copy Share Image
If someone had told me six months ago this was where my life was headed Id have ordered a double of what… — Paritoshik Sharma Copy Share Image
Can you support the expense of a husband, hussy, in gaming, drinking and whoring? Have you money enough to carry on the… — John Gay Copy Share Image
Thanksgiving is the day when you turn to another family member and say, 'How long has Mom been drinking like this?' My… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
The way I view comedy clubs is, people are drinking, they're ordering food, they're out for the night, and there's also a… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
I've probably been drunk, maybe, four times in my entire life. Honestly. I guess I'm a bit of a lightweight. I have… — Mandy Moore Copy Share Image
These nights are endless, and a man can sleep through them, or he can enjoy listening to stories, and you have no… — Homer Copy Share Image
Our nature is intelligent. In fact, everything is intelligent. Intelligence for me is information. Information is intelligence. And then there is information… — Horst Rechelbacher Copy Share Image
He was a parade all by himself, a burst of dazzle and jingle, Santa Claus drinking his whiskey straight and groaning with… — Jimmy Cannon Copy Share Image
Now tequila may be the favoured beverage of outlaws but that doesn't mean it gives them preferential treatment. In fact, tequila probably… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Part of that is ordinary African-Americans, you come out of your house and you see the conditions in your neighborhood and you… — Ta-Nehisi Coates Copy Share Image
I call myself a radical conservative. What's that? Well, let's analyze it. Go to the dictionary. Radical: One who gets to the… — Studs Terkel Copy Share Image
A wife says to her husband (or vice versa), "Do you love me?""Of course," he replies. "I've been married to you for… — Leo Buscaglia Copy Share Image
