“It is said "Barking dogs seldom bite"…Unfortunately many dogs do not know this proverb!” — Ankala Subbarao Copy Share Image
My dog knows when to leave when not wanted, other bitches, not so smart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You claim you a dog, my nigga, Im the vet. We cant even talk unless you cut the check. — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
Actually, my dog I think is the only person who consistently loves me all the time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My wife and I volunteer for the Guide Dog Foundation, and we have two giant labs. — Yul Vazquez Copy Share Image
“The dead dog had come more than a hundred miles to find its master. [Mademoiselle Cocotte]” — Guy de Maupassant Copy Share Image
The first book was called 'Oh My Dog,' and it's kind of a whole huge resource book on when you go adopt… — Beth Ostrosky Stern Copy Share Image
All the feeling which my father could not put into words was in his hand-any dog, child or horse would recognize the… — Freya Stark Copy Share Image
The dog collar is fascinating to people, when it doesn't repel. I've got used to being shouted at in the street. — Richard Coles Copy Share Image
I saw a bumper sticker once that stayed with me: 'God help me become the person my dog thinks I am.' I… — Neil Macdonald Copy Share Image
He has taught me the meaning of devotion. With him, I know a secret comfort and a private peace. He has brought… — Gene Hill Copy Share Image
The human desire for food and sex is relatively equal. If there are armed rapes, why should there not be armed hot… — John Kennedy Toole Copy Share Image
How do I stay healthy? I actually leave a lot of that up to my dog. He makes me get up pretty… — Serinda Swan Copy Share Image
I cannot bring myself to vote for a woman who has been voice-trained to speak to me as though my dog has… — Keith Waterhouse Copy Share Image
Ok let me explain, if you were bitten by a mad infected dog, who will you blame? the dog or its owner?… — Robert De Niro Copy Share Image
This is a sleaze bag murdering dog and he [O.J. Simpson] has played us for fools. And the worst thing he did… — Geraldo Rivera Copy Share Image
Haven't you heard about me?" he said, with a tight smile. "I'm really a very dangerous person." And he did look dangerous… — Cinda Williams Chima Copy Share Image
All of us want to live, and that is absolutely natural. However, we should learn from childhood on to choose our best… — Yamamoto Tsunetomo Copy Share Image
It's hard having kids because it's boring... It's just being with them on the floor while they be children. They read Clifford… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
The press is a watchdog. Not an attack dog. Not a lapdog. A watchdog. Now, a watchdog can't be right all the… — Dan Rather Copy Share Image
With the exceptional talent that is Guy Sigsworth as producer and collaborator, we have recorded a collection of original songs that sees… — Alison Moyet Copy Share Image
A dominant dog can get another dog to move out of its way just by the energy it projects. You can tell… — Cesar Millan Copy Share Image
Never beg for mercy. Accept that you have failed. Begging is for dogs and humans. — Paolo Bacigalupi Copy Share Image
What do dogs do on their day off?; Can't lie around – that's their job! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“People may call it puppy love, but it feels like a full-grown dog when you've got it.” — Luke Hartwell Copy Share Image
The winner of the Westminster Dog Show gets to drink champagne - out of the toilet. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say the smart dog obeys but the smarter dog knows when to disobey. — Amy Hempel Copy Share Image
Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Aristocrats have heirs, the poor have children, and the rest keep dogs. — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
If dogs talked, one of them would be president by now. Everybody likes dogs. — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
Admit it.. once in your life, you tried to drink out of your cup like a dog. — Anonymous Copy Share Image