Jose Mourinho

He's a specialist in failure.

— Jose Mourinho

Everybody can be smart.

— Jose Mourinho

Unhappy is a nice word.

— Jose Mourinho

Eleven against eleven they never beat us.

— Jose Mourinho

Maybe next season we can race.

— Jose Mourinho

I need my time to be lonely.

— Jose Mourinho

Dogs bark and the caravan goes by.

— Jose Mourinho

Would you phone the president of Ghana?

— Jose Mourinho

People don't know about football. They think they know about it but they don't know much.

— Jose Mourinho

I think the best place to work in football is England.

— Jose Mourinho

It is like when you go to war: we have to know how our enemies attack and defend.

— Jose Mourinho

Three years without a Premiership title? I don't think I would still be in a job.

— Jose Mourinho

You don't have to love me. You don't even have to like me, but you will respect me.

— Jose Mourinho

The dog is in Portugal and the city of London is safe.

— Jose Mourinho

If Messi is the best in the world, it's only because Cristiano is from another planet.

— Jose Mourinho

But the most important part of everything is to be happy.

— Jose Mourinho

I followed an Italian manager and it cannot be easy when you follow a manager who thinks very differently.

— Jose Mourinho

When I saw Rijkaard entering the referee's dressing room I couldn't believe it. When Didier Drogba was sent off, I wasn't surprised.

— Jose Mourinho

In five years I have never had a match where my team has had less possession than the opponents.

— Jose Mourinho

If a player is not performing, there are two ways of looking at it. You wait for performance to come, or maybe…

— Jose Mourinho

I'm not a defender of old or new football managers. I believe in good ones and bad ones, those that achieve success…

— Jose Mourinho

I have always felt an affinity with Old Trafford; it has hosted some important memories for me in my career, and I…

— Jose Mourinho

Look, I'm a coach, I'm not Harry Potter. He is magical, but in reality there is no magic. Magic is fiction and…

— Jose Mourinho

When I was at Porto my team also played in the UEFA Cup final against a Scottish side - but it was…

— Jose Mourinho

I intend to give my best, to improve things and to create the football team in relation to my image and my…

— Jose Mourinho

I was nine or 10 years old and my father was sacked on Christmas Day. He was a manager, the results had…

— Jose Mourinho

You see how Spanish, Italians, Portuguese play football. I don't say they are perfect, I say English football has a few things…

— Jose Mourinho

I'm not afraid to lose my job, and when you're not afraid, you don't feel any pressures. You are not too worried;…

— Jose Mourinho

At the very least we should be given a bit of credit and a little bit of space, and maybe the media…

— Jose Mourinho

So if one day the result becomes 3-3, for me it doesn't change my mind, because it's football, it's normal. What is…

— Jose Mourinho

Ranieri? He's right in what he says: I am very demanding of myself and I need to win to be secure about…

— Jose Mourinho

Yes, Manchester United are the best team in England, but you have to ask how good has the Premier League been since…

— Jose Mourinho

This is football from the 19th century. It's very difficult to play a football match when only one team wants to play.…

— Jose Mourinho

To me, attacking football happens when Makelele gets the ball and passes it to the central defender who passes it to the…

— Jose Mourinho

I intend to give my best, to improve things and to create the football team in relation to my image and my…

— Jose Mourinho

I am prepared. The more pressure there is, the stronger I am. In Portugal, we say the bigger the ship, the stronger…

— Jose Mourinho

Money does not guarantee success.

— Jose Mourinho

Let slip the dogs of champions.

— Jose Mourinho

There is no pressure at the top. The pressure is being second or third.

— Jose Mourinho

Football is a more beautiful game in high definition.

— Jose Mourinho