Dog Quotes · Page 73

Every dog, we are told, has his day, unless there are more dogs than days.

— Bat Masterson

I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.

— John Steinbeck

When you feel lousy, puppy therapy is indicated.

— Sara Paretsky

“A smile played around the corners of his mouth. He looked up at me. "Bad dog.”

— Rachel Hawkins

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer.

— Leo Rosten

It freshens your breath and helps prevent tartar.

— Mel Gibson

I have a yellow labrador, Tuffy, and a little rescue dog, Bella, who is the boss.

— David Jason

“As obident as dogs and as stupid as water buffalo.”

— Lisa See

While you might see a cat on a hot tin roof, a dog on a hot tin roof would be yowling its…

— Bruce Fogle

“so i take it this is your dog?" "yeah Sam's a real lady-killer." "i'm more of a cat person myself.”

— Stephanie

[I]n communism, you'd threaten a dog into compliance, while in capitalism, obedience is obtained through bribes.

— Adam Johnson

Just because I have a successful dog act doesn't mean I can walk up to the lion cage and do as well.

— Eddie Rabbitt

A talking dog is not the answer. That's not a way to convince people not to smoke pot. If animals started talking…

— Doug Benson

3. There are bears and there are small dogs. Be strong like bear! If they take out your teeth, sit on the…

— Dave Eggers

As soon as I arrive at the house, Laurie starts running, hits my chest, knocks me down, and licks my face. It's…

— Beverly Sills

“When a man's dog turns against him it is time for a wife to pack her trunk and go home to mama.”

— Mark Twain

Up until the age of 12, I went to dog shows every weekend. Mum showed beagles. It's a really competitive and eclectic…

— Rebel Wilson

People are all exactly alike. There's no such thing as a race and barely such a thing as an ethnic group. If…

— Anonymous

“And I don't know who you're calling little." I knew one way to solve this argument. I carefully tore the whole article…

— Jennifer Echols

Miss Lippy, the part of the story I don't like, is that the boy stops looking for his dog after an hour.…

— Billy Madison

It doesn't matter where you are in your own personal development, nor has it mattered where you have been culturally; dogs simply…

— Roger Caras

A real man would never cry in public unless he was watching a movie in which a heroic dog died to save…

— Anonymous

They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs…

— Lester Bangs

Here is a list of terrible things, The jaws of sharks, a vultures wings The rabid bite of the dogs of war,…

— Clive Barker

At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog he's adopted?

— Anonymous

Every dog has his day, unless he loses his tail, then he has a weak-end.

— Anonymous

Things went topsy-turvy when two of my dogs died all of a sudden due to a parvovirus attack.

— Anupama Parameswaran

I was Chairman Maos dog. What he said to bite, I bit.

— Jiang Qing

I am still married, yes - no children. I have Benzo, though; he's my dog, a Lhasa apso.

— Archie Panjabi

“Have you seen a dog lick the hand that thrashed it?!”

— Vladimir Mayakovsky

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

— Rodney Dangerfield

As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog.

— Gary Delaney

There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

— Benjamin Franklin

I'm not buddy-buddy with the players. If they need a buddy, let them buy a dog.

— Whitey Herzog

I'm a baseball player. I'm also a guy who mows his lawn and plays with his dog.

— Scott Rolen

When a dog is balanced, you are going to enjoy a true friend.

— Cesar Millan

We're kind of like an old dog that ain't housebroke.

— Ronnie Van Zant

I love being the underdog. I'm cool in my dog house.

— Brian Ortega

This is my dog as a puppy his name I'd moose :3 I <3 my puppy!!!

— Keys

Men call their sons Paul and their dogs Nero today.

— J. Vernon McGee