Great Britain have won 40% of their medals in cycling. If only there was snooker, darts and a dog show. — Jim Lampley Copy Share Image
I have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. For years, every time a dog walked by, my husband would… — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
As a career, the business of an orthodox preacher is about as successful as that of a celluloid dog chasing an asbestos… — Elbert Hubbard Copy Share Image
Lie down and offer your throat. No, wait, that's how dogs submit. I know! Offer her you're wallet!" Oberon — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
In my life there are not that many questions I can't properly deal with using my $40 adding machine and dog-eared compound… — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
When one is a child, the disposition of objects, tables and chairs and doors, seems part of the natural order: a house-move… — Elizabeth Bowen Copy Share Image
Always walk out the door ahead of your dog when leaving the house. This will show your dog who is in the… — Cesar Millan Copy Share Image
I think that's the great thing about being with, having a dog, is it kind of forces you to be in the… — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
You know the Model of your Car. You know just what its powers are. You treat it with a deal of care,… — John Kendrick Bangs Copy Share Image
This was absolutely an attack on [British Prime Minister] Tony Blair, principally, and the perspective which is really predominant in Europe right… — George Michael Copy Share Image
I glanced up to see Liz and smiled. "Thank you." "I just went along for the ride. After that happened-" She waved… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
“Shoving the ends at him, I headed for the common. It wasn't far away: a green, tree-lined oasis, brightened with many seasonal… — Elizabeth Young Copy Share Image
Humans, let it be men and women are equal in terms of loyalty, but we get carried away too quickly for our… — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
“I grew up in a time where television shows had story upon story relating rabid, biting dogs. To add to the fright,… — Susan Marie Molloy Copy Share Image
Dogs, bless them, operate on the premise that human beings are fragile and require incessant applications of affection and reassurance. The random… — Mary McGrory Copy Share Image
I can't imagine living in a house without a couple of dogs. If I ever got out of bed at night and… — Gene Hill Copy Share Image
When I grow up I want to be just like my dog. Walking around fucking bitches... then when I get bored, I… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I wish they would remember that the charge to Peter was "Feed my sheep", not "Try experiments on my rats", or even… — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
The only thing I can say about W. C. Fields ... is this: Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be… — Leo Rosten Copy Share Image
Roving dogs do not indicate the civilisation or compassion of the society. They betray on the country the ignorance and lethargy of… — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
If my dog Ella, named after the Rihanna song 'Umbrella', could be with me at all times, that would make me happy. — Alex Scott Copy Share Image
I think of the saddest thing I can and then add a sick dog to that. If I think of a sick… — Sufjan Stevens Copy Share Image
You don't get to choose your voice! I was never like, 'Oh, I'll take the voice that causes dogs to gather outside.' — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
You're just a puppy on a leash, time to come back home, I let you out to play, but ain't playin' fair,… — Letoya Luckett Copy Share Image
“I research moonlight effects on sleeping humans. The research goes well with the exception of causing excessive body hair growth, a pointy… — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
You know how most dogs lick you on the cheek? If you're sleeping and not ready for it, my dog, Joe, will… — Will Estes Copy Share Image
The misery of keeping a dog is his dying so soon. But, to be sure, if he lived for fifty years and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love animals. All animals. I wouldn't hurt a cat or a dog — or a chicken, or a cow. And I… — Peter Dinklage Copy Share Image
Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
What I like about 'Old Jack's Boat' is that it's just like 'Jackanory' - me telling a tale straight to camera with… — Bernard Cribbins Copy Share Image
There are times when even the best manager is like the little boy with the big dog, waiting to see where the… — Lee Iacocca Copy Share Image
I could become like that dyslexic agnostic in the old joke - the one who lies in bed and tries to figure… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
I could claim any number of high-flown reasons for writing, just as you can explain certain dogs behavior... But maybe, it’s that… — Amy Hempel Copy Share Image
If I brought groceries the way I buy health insurance, I'd eat a lot better - and so would my dog. — Phil Gramm Copy Share Image
I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After a while, the dog went insane and… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
The pit bull is not a breed but a conglomeration of traits, and those traits are reshaping what we think of as… — Tom Junod Copy Share Image
I always thought that my canine family tended to view me as the funny-looking two-legged dog who runs the can opener. — Roger Caras Copy Share Image
My dog thinks I am patting his belly...little does he know I am playing the most epic drum solo of all time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is a really good circus. It has lions, tigers, dogs, monkeys and about any other animal act you can think of.… — Howard Thompson Copy Share Image
Thou hast seen a farmer's dog bark at a beggar? And the creature run from the cur. There thou mightst behold the… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
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