“A dog knows and respects his master; men respect their masters only under duress, envy them and plot their downfall.” — Bangambiki Habyarimana Copy Share Image
here's certain things that are similar to cats and dogs. Dogs are just hyper social and they have a want to please… — Temple Grandin Copy Share Image
I've given my own dog a haircut before and it was so hard, the techniques are very different from what we do… — Brad Mondo Copy Share Image
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog. — Muammar al-Gaddafi Copy Share Image
I don't know if what kids really want is a hamster. What they want is a dog. So the hamster ends up… — Chris Van Allsburg Copy Share Image
I get tired of people trying to dog out the radio for not playing this or that. There are lots of people… — Chris Stapleton Copy Share Image
“Mrs. Chandler shouted after us, "And I hope that was all-natural food coloring you put on my dog!” — Lisa Lutz Copy Share Image
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Animals love. They love their being. They strive to survive, to celebrate, to propagate . So certainly something we learn from animals… — Matthew Fox Copy Share Image
What concerns me most is the horrible degradation our notions of truth, civility, and decency have undergone. Also the way that language… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
You have to be very insensitive in order to have a cat, because I think they're very independent. When they're kittens, you… — Jennifer Love Hewitt Copy Share Image
When I read the pilot for Married with Children, it just reminded me of my Uncle Joe... just a self-deprecating kind of… — Ed O'Neill Copy Share Image
If you would understand this secret, you must first understand the distinction between training an animal and educating one. Trained animals are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Gran, for the gods' love, it's talk like yours that starts riots!" I said keeping my voice down. "Will you just put… — Tamora Pierce Copy Share Image
Knowing how to use your voice so it makes sense to your dog, using words in a way your dog can understand,… — Brian Kilcommons Copy Share Image
There are a lot of great animal rights organizations who save dogs and save cats, but the Humane Society is actually really… — Moby Copy Share Image
I can still see my first dog. For six years he met me at the same place after school and convoyed me… — E. B. White Copy Share Image
Walking a dog is a lesson in the simplicities of happiness, but you need to throw sticks to get maximum benefit from… — Steve Fowler Copy Share Image
Look - guys are dogs. Women have known this since the beginning of time. Guys don't want to be chased; they chase.… — Tammara Webber Copy Share Image
I was stopped by a policeman and his over excited sniffer dog the other day, my dog says you are on drugs,… — Humaira Copy Share Image
“It was a cutthroat business, dog eat dog, the strong preying on the weak. In the lifestyle I was in, people were… — Mitch Albom Copy Share Image
EPMD in effect, I'm clockin' mad green Like Kermit the Frog, sloppy like Boss Hog, Girl was runnin' wild...ate her like a… — PMD Copy Share Image
Humans have externalized their wisdom-stored it in museums, libraries, the expertise of the learned. Dog wisdom is inside the blood and bones. — Donald McCaig Copy Share Image
I feel that the thing that probably aided me the most in that scene with the dog was the utilization and using… — Ray Walston Copy Share Image
“Believe me, Athelstan, you can wrap a dog's turd in a cloth of gold but it remains a dog's turd.” — Paul Doherty Copy Share Image
He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye. He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
These girls say imma dog, well that makes them a fucking flea now I understand why ther ass is so stuck on… — GRUBE Copy Share Image
They kicked me out of the church when I'm a little girl because they said I'm singing like a dog. They didn't… — Concha Buika Copy Share Image
No matter how much you screw up your own life by the wrong decisions that you make, it's never too late to… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
Africa is destined to anarchy. It is turning into 36 Haitis, with 36 Duvaliers, full of Cadillacs, beggars and snarling dogs. — Georges Bidault Copy Share Image
I'm a fighter. I believe in the eye-for-an-eye business. I'm no cheek turner. I got no respect for a man who won't… — Muhammad Ali Copy Share Image
We never consider that the things dogs know about us are things of which we have not the faintest notion. — Jose Saramago Copy Share Image
...I feel most deeply that the whole subject is too profound for the human intellect. A dog might as well speculate on… — Charles Darwin Copy Share Image
The dog is a religious animal. In his savage state he worships the moon and the lights that float upon the waters.… — Anatole France Copy Share Image
Like some dogs: kick them once and they never trust you again, no matter how nice you are to them. — Stephen King Copy Share Image
They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Court TV. I can't stop watching it. I am absolutely obsessed! If I'm not reading a book or spending time with my… — Debra Messing Copy Share Image
I have a dog as well, and I'm not a vegan or anything. But I needlepoint and I have a cat, so… — Emmy Rossum Copy Share Image
I had a dog I raised for many years. He was a Pekingese with big eyes and a flat face, very cute. — Stephen Chow Copy Share Image
Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun? It's cheaper than a dog, plus if you walk around shooting all… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image