Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth. — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
Domestic rabbits don't have the sense that God promised animal crackers. — Sharyn McCrumb Copy Share Image
Larry the Cable Guy has signed a deal with Cracker Barrel. Not the store. He signed a deal with a barrel full… — Andy Kindler Copy Share Image
I am a gluttonous, gorging failure. A waste. My body isn’t used to high-sugar carbs laced with witchcraft. It can barely cope… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
I grew up as a kid with very little. I could enjoy a peanut butter and jelly sandwich or peanut butter crackers. — Michael T. Flynn Copy Share Image
“To evade insanity and depression, we unconsciously limit the number of people toward whom we are sincerely sympathetic.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I'd like to do a reality show with four white people...who are dropped off in a really bad black neighborhood. And the… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
When we passed a Catholic church, I recalled, he said, "You think your dad's a good chemist? They're turning soda crackers into… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Jesus Christ—who, as it turns out, was born of a virgin, cheated death, and rose bodily into the heavens—can now be eaten… — Sam Harris Copy Share Image
It is for the inconsistent, unsteady disciples whose cheese is falling off their cracker. — Brennan Manning Copy Share Image
Soon as the thund-ah enters my lungs-ah I start gettin hungry wheres that balogna Crackers and cheese zuzus and whams Icy white… — Project Pat Copy Share Image
I had a box of Ritz crackers, and on the back of the box, they had all these suggestions for what to… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I've wanted to be an actress for as long as I can remember, and I can say I was almost born in… — Sienna Miller Copy Share Image
I would say that I am proud of my performance from Cracker and I think a lot of that was due to… — Boti Bliss Copy Share Image
Finding a really good weblog is like finding the peanuts in a box of Cracker Jacks. They are in there, but you… — Mark R. Woodward Copy Share Image
The reality is that all God has to do is reveal himself to you,and you'll gladly join the mission in service to… — Matt Chandler Copy Share Image
During recess at school, I'd slip back into the classroom and find something in some other kid's lunch bag that wouldn't be… — Jeannette Walls Copy Share Image
If I said I wouldn’t toss him out of my bed for eating crackers, would you leave me alone? (Grace) Maybe. What… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I hate America. I hate this country. It’s just big ideas, and stories, and people dying, and people like you. The white… — Tony Kushner Copy Share Image
When we were the political slaves of King George, and wanted to be free, we called the maxim that "all men are… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
I carefully lay out the provisions. One thin black sleeping bag that reflects body heat. A pack of crackers. A pack of… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
I was on a bus once, it was in the middle of the night, and I had a box of crackers and… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
There is a line from Dante that says, "The arrow seen before cometh less rudely." President John F. Kennedy put one aspect… — Jeffrey R. Holland Copy Share Image
“On Atheism – If people continue to think of atheism as a kind of religion, then I demand all the perks that… — Marsha Hinds Copy Share Image
Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
“You're crackers.” “Marvelous isn't it? I find it's the only way to be.” — Paul Magrs Copy Share Image
There are no good crackers, and if you find one, kill him before he changes.. — Khalid Abdul Muhammad Copy Share Image
There ain't no Coupe Deville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jacks box. — Meat Loaf Copy Share Image
Usually I'll just eat popcorn, but if theaters would sell me goat cheese and garlic with Triscuit crackers, I'd give them all… — Cecily Strong Copy Share Image
Crackers!” said Dumbledore enthusiastically, offering the end of a large silver noisemaker to Snape, who took it reluctantly. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The white cracker who wrote the National Anthem knew what he was doing. He set the word "free" to a note so… — Tony Kushner Copy Share Image
People think you must be crackers if you've got a psychologist but psychology is part of the building bricks to make a… — David James Copy Share Image
