With melted opals for my milk, Pearl-leaf for my cracker.

In precious opals there might be a dash of red here, a seductive swirl of blue there, and in the center, perhaps, a flirtatious…

— Victoria Finlay

The library is the biggest cracker box factory in the world. The more you eat, the more you want.

— Ray Bradbury

“Hey. Do you want a cracker?" a velvet voice asked me. I didn't look up, I wasn't sure if he was even talking to…

— Felicia Tatum

“I want you to stop taking cracker dust.”

— Nora Sakavic

If you give a cracker a new toy, the first thing he'll do is carve his initials in it. Fortunately, most crackers get over…

— Jamie Zawinski

“Lucy is a name for a child. If you ever truly want to make it in the world, you should go by Lucille.” “Noted.…

— Brittainy C. Cherry

“F*ck a duck and sh*t on a goldfish cracker!”

— R.D. Cole

“Christ on a cracker, he's pretty.”

— Christina Lauren

“Collin! What a gorgeous name. Then again his name could have been Cracker Jack and I would have thought it was just as wonderful.”

— Nicole Gulla

Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker.

— Gary Gulman

It's a spinoff of the original Cracker Jack, but it's Cracker Jack'd. Frito Lay, when they asked me to be a part of it,…

— Ashley Tisdale

“on a cracker,”

— Lyla Payne

“Double crap on a cracker the size of my butt”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

I can't cook, unless you want Cheez Whiz on a Ritz cracker.

— Meghan McCain

That cracker made a lot of African-American millionaires.

— Rush Limbaugh