If I'm making a movie and get hungry, I call time-out and eat some crackers. — Carol Alt Copy Share Image
Hey, he speaks pretty well for a guy who just ate 2 lbs of crackers. — Bobby H. Barbee, Sr Copy Share Image
“I wouldn't throw her outta bed for eating crackers. She was all class.” — James McBride Copy Share Image
I’m an insomniac lately. It’s one of the many prizes you find in the Cracker Jack box of a crumbling [relationship], — Kristin Hannah Copy Share Image
We made 16 episodes of Cracker and I loved doing the show, but unfortunately no one was watching us. — Josh Hartnett Copy Share Image
It's like Brad Pitt for us. You might not like blond men with pretty features, but c'mon, it's Brad. You're not going… — Emily Giffin Copy Share Image
“That's a shame," said Bert, "to run out of crackers before you've run out of emergency.” — James A. Owen Copy Share Image
Could there be any doubt that the Jews would seek to harm the Son of God again, knowing that his body was… — Sam Harris Copy Share Image
An Active mind didn't need distraction in its physical environment. It needed a collection of outstanding books and a good lamp. Maybe… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
I read daft history books. Sometimes the books I read are a bit crackers or strange. — Mark E. Smith Copy Share Image
I don't mean to get all religious here, but I'm pretty sure key lime martinis (with a graham cracker & sugar rim)… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
The bird, the pin, the song, the berries, the watch, the cracker, the dress that burst into flames. I am the mockingjay.… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
Truth, justice...I always thought they were absolutes, like God. And Mom. And apple pie. But you could make apple pie from Ritz… — Judy Blundell Copy Share Image
My mother was a cracker jack typist. And she would come in and sit at my house and type the final type… — Judy Blume Copy Share Image
The transfats found in margarine, packaged cookies, crackers and pasta increase fat in your midsection, and can actually redistribute fat from other… — Mehmet Oz Copy Share Image
My mother wanted me to go to church to meet women. That's wrong, ain't it? 'Praise the Lord! Hey, how ya doing?… — Warren Hutcherson Copy Share Image
With so many delicious varieties and flavors ranging from subtle to bold, Keebler and Carr's crackers are an unexpectedly genius way to… — Damaris Phillips Copy Share Image
My mother put me into a competition in Clacton-on-Sea in which people attempted to be the quickest eater of 100 Jacob's Cream… — Jay Blades Copy Share Image
My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he… — Flip Wilson Copy Share Image
“Luc sighed as he raised his hands. "Look, this is not a trap, a test, or a drill. Archer's here, too. He's… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
Tell me again what we're doing here," I said, running a continuous scan of our surroundings. Fang popped some Cracker Jack into… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Winter near the shore is cold. The wind kicks up a salty mist and elephant seals come to shore to trumpet and… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Vegetarians, dropping meat, tend to fill up with too much starch. This leaves them no more healthy than meat-eaters, with constipation, indigestion,… — Helen and Scott Nearing Copy Share Image
Farrakhan got everybody together for the Million Man March and everything. But Farrakhan don't like the Jews. Which is bugged. I get… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Animal crackers in my soup Monkeys and rabbits loop the loop Gosh oh gee but I have fun Swallowing animals one by… — Shirley Temple Copy Share Image
It was watching Madeline Alby eat cheese with every ounce of her being, like it was the first and best time, that… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I'm a Gemini, so there's two people in me. Straight up. There's the nerd who is totally zoned out in the studio,… — G-Eazy Copy Share Image
I think animal crackers make people think that all animals taste the same. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image