I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other. — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
On the other hand it was bad manners to look a gift horse in the mouth. Even if you're getting it from… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Nicknames are baseball, names like Zeke and Pie and Kiki and Home Run and Cracker and Dizzy and Dazzy. — Ernie Harwell Copy Share Image
Shrimp crackers are actually exactly what I was eating when I got the call that I was going to play Shang-Chi. — Simu Liu Copy Share Image
Sisters, brothers and the whities, Blacks and the crackers, Police and their backers, They're all political actors — Curtis Mayfield Copy Share Image
“Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I figure it's a European thing to eat cheese and crackers before a meal - that's my afternoon snack, or I do… — Andrew Luck Copy Share Image
A single spark of occasion discharges the child of passions into a thousand crackers of desire. — Johann Kaspar Lavater Copy Share Image
You know how Mexican restaurants always have "border" in the name: Border Grill, Border Cafe. You wouldn't do that to black people:… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
Instead of feeling like there's two or three of us in this town of hostile crackers, I'm in a big church filled… — Stanley Nelson Jr Copy Share Image
So I would always try and be the lightest I could. In high school, I really wouldn't eat. I would only have… — Nicole Polizzi Copy Share Image
Our traditions have been waking up on Christmas morning and feasting on a southern breakfast. I'm from the South. We eat grits… — Leigh-Allyn Baker Copy Share Image
Don't know what 2 say about Dunk-a-roos. They're just good! Sometimes you want a food that is comfortable and takes you back.… — Prince Copy Share Image
I am the most proud of is the show called Cracker and I think it only lasted a season or two. It… — Boti Bliss Copy Share Image
“She shoved two crackers into her mouth. “These are awful.” “Slow down,” said Matthias. “You’re going to choke.” “Worth it,” Nina said,… — Leigh Bardugo Copy Share Image
Crackers, toasted or hard bread may be added a short time before the soup is wanted; but do not put in those… — Sarah Josepha Hale Copy Share Image
When the second record came out, they started calling it The Band. I voted to call it The Crackers. I'm no fool. — Levon Helm Copy Share Image
“I bought a box of animal crackers, and it said on it, ‘Do not eat if seal is broken.’ So I opened… — Bathroom Readers' Institute Copy Share Image
At root fame is a sham. I'm not going to live forever and if I am I certainly need don't you to… — Nick Mancuso Copy Share Image
Lord, I never seen blue hair on a black woman before or since. Leroy say you look like a cracker from outer… — Kathryn Stockett Copy Share Image
Here's a good tip for when you go to the beach: A sand dollar may look like a nice cracker that someone… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Animal crackers, and cocoa to drink That is the finest of suppers, I think When I'm grown up and can have what… — Christopher Morley Copy Share Image
We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Corn syrup and added fats have been outed as major ingredients in fast food, but they hide out in packaged foods too,… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
So many of us had been armed that there were holsters and weapons scattered among the passed-out bodies like mercenary prizes in… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Cracker Jacks don't count as junk food because they're corn and peanuts, which we know to be high in nutrition. And they… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
The safe and cultural method of eating crackers in bed is to wear a diver's suit instead of pajamas. — Basil Wolverton Copy Share Image
That would be cool if the earth's crust was made out of graham cracker. It would disappear just like the ozone layer,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
The library is the biggest cracker box factory in the world. The more you eat, the more you want. — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
If you give a cracker a new toy, the first thing he'll do is carve his initials in it. Fortunately, most crackers… — Jamie Zawinski Copy Share Image
“We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Is it my imagination, or does shipping and handling settle a box of crackers more than it used to? — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
We have a lot of black Anglo-Saxons. Their skin is black, but their brain is white. When I get real mad at… — Paul Mooney Copy Share Image
My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
A college of wit-crackers cannot flout me out of my humor. Dost thou think I care for a satire or an epigram? — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I spent my entire first pay cheque from 'Cracker,' a TV show on ABC, on an Audi because my other car broke… — Josh Hartnett Copy Share Image
I always have apples and fruit in the house. It's easier to eat something healthy if it's within reach. I also have… — Martina McBride Copy Share Image
I know you're looking for a ruby in a mountain of rocks, but there ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the… — Meat Loaf Copy Share Image
Thanks to them crackers, my pockets are fatter than excess shit that's weighing on Jasper. — Tyler The Creator Copy Share Image
I've been a lot of places, and my wife, Denise, she likes a lot of the fancy restaurants. I'm more of a… — Alan Jackson Copy Share Image
