Everyone I meet is gay, married or crackers

Be nonviolent only with those who are nonviolent to you. And when you can bring me a nonviolent racist, bring me a nonviolent segregationist,…

— Malcolm X

The library is the biggest cracker box factory in the world. The more you eat, the more you want.

— Ray Bradbury

My mother wanted me to go to church to meet women. That's wrong, ain't it? 'Praise the Lord! Hey, how ya doing? Nice dress.…

— Warren Hutcherson

Shrimp crackers are actually exactly what I was eating when I got the call that I was going to play Shang-Chi.

— Simu Liu

I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other.

— Lily Tomlin

“I bought a box of animal crackers, and it said on it, ‘Do not eat if seal is broken.’ So I opened up the…

— Bathroom Readers' Institute

I'm a Gemini, so there's two people in me. Straight up. There's the nerd who is totally zoned out in the studio, EQ-ing this…

— G-Eazy

The white cracker who wrote the National Anthem knew what he was doing. He set the word "free" to a note so high nobody…

— Tony Kushner

“You're crackers.” “Marvelous isn't it? I find it's the only way to be.”

— Paul Magrs

I used to go with my father to buy phooljharis and chakris and there used to be Sabu' crackers in the market back then.…

— Mohit Raina

When we were the political slaves of King George, and wanted to be free, we called the maxim that "all men are created equal"…

— Abraham Lincoln

That would be cool if the earth's crust was made out of graham cracker. It would disappear just like the ozone layer, but for…

— Mitch Hedberg

The safe and cultural method of eating crackers in bed is to wear a diver's suit instead of pajamas.

— Basil Wolverton

We have a lot of black Anglo-Saxons. Their skin is black, but their brain is white. When I get real mad at them, I…

— Paul Mooney

My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me…

— Flip Wilson