Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds…

The library is the biggest cracker box factory in the world. The more you eat, the more you want.

— Ray Bradbury

I am the most proud of is the show called Cracker and I think it only lasted a season or two. It was with…

— Boti Bliss

I'm a whitebread cracker. That's my favorite white person slur: "whitebread". The other day, someone came up to me and said, "What's up, whitebread?"…

— Mike Birbiglia

Hooka Tooka, my soda cracker, does your momma chaw tobacca?

— Chubby Checker

I would say that I am proud of my performance from Cracker and I think a lot of that was due to the writing…

— Boti Bliss

With melted opals for my milk, Pearl-leaf for my cracker.

— Gwendolyn Brooks

I don't know what the big deal about Cracker Jack is. Did you ever go buy a pack of Cracker Jack, thinking you'd get…

— Harry Caray

That cracker made a lot of African-American millionaires.

— Rush Limbaugh

If you give a cracker a new toy, the first thing he'll do is carve his initials in it. Fortunately, most crackers get over…

— Jamie Zawinski

Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker.

— Gary Gulman

We made 16 episodes of Cracker and I loved doing the show, but unfortunately no one was watching us.

— Josh Hartnett

It's a spinoff of the original Cracker Jack, but it's Cracker Jack'd. Frito Lay, when they asked me to be a part of it,…

— Ashley Tisdale

“on a cracker,”

— Lyla Payne

“Double crap on a cracker the size of my butt”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

I can't cook, unless you want Cheez Whiz on a Ritz cracker.

— Meghan McCain